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		<description>Sophisticated toilet humor featuring: 

Andrew: A Jewishy-washy child ninja turned autoneurotic, prematurely old man, who&#039;s had it with fictional ghosts triggering his non-fictional anxiety.

Puke: A gently misanthropic Army veteran obsessed with sound effects who&#039;s had it with political correctness.  

Brett: A fierce comedy theorist and peddler of critical thinking who&#039;s had it with how the dumbing down of America is resulting in terrible customer service.

Nick: A gender homogenous homosapien homeowner who homologizes without homologating the show, who&#039;s had it with all three of them so much that it&#039;s not even clear of he&#039;s actually part of the show anymore; even though he&#039;s mentioned all the time.</description>
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		<itunes:summary>Sophisticated toilet humor featuring: 

Andrew: A Jewishy-washy child ninja turned autoneurotic, prematurely old man, who&#039;s had it with fictional ghosts triggering his non-fictional anxiety.

Puke: A gently misanthropic Army veteran obsessed with sound effects who&#039;s had it with political correctness.  

Brett: A fierce comedy theorist and peddler of critical thinking who&#039;s had it with how the dumbing down of America is resulting in terrible customer service.

Nick: A gender homogenous homosapien homeowner who homologizes without homologating the show, who&#039;s had it with all three of them so much that it&#039;s not even clear of he&#039;s actually part of the show anymore; even though he&#039;s mentioned all the time.</itunes:summary>
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			<googleplay:email>pukeschmill@gmail.com</googleplay:email>			<googleplay:description>Sophisticated toilet humor featuring: 

Andrew: A Jewishy-washy child ninja turned autoneurotic, prematurely old man, who&#039;s had it with fictional ghosts triggering his non-fictional anxiety.

Puke: A gently misanthropic Army veteran obsessed with sound effects who&#039;s had it with political correctness.  

Brett: A fierce comedy theorist and peddler of critical thinking who&#039;s had it with how the dumbing down of America is resulting in terrible customer service.

Nick: A gender homogenous homosapien homeowner who homologizes without homologating the show, who&#039;s had it with all three of them so much that it&#039;s not even clear of he&#039;s actually part of the show anymore; even though he&#039;s mentioned all the time.</googleplay:description>
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	<title>715: What Happens If You Don’t Succeed at Fuck Camp?</title>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[Episode 715: We're all in our 40's now! Brett sees too many big thighs. Andrew's three jokes. Are dolphins living in poop and the 5th dimension? Naming African countries. Local flavor in the airport lounge. Puke's wheel choice is vindicated! Brett builds furniture in the streets. Andrew get's video proof that he was wrong at autocross. "The Lobster", "Interstellar", and the best sequels according to Andrew. ]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Episode 715: Were all in our 40s now! Brett sees too many big thighs. Andrews three jokes. Are dolphins living in poop and the 5th dimension? Naming African countries. Local flavor in the airport lounge. Pukes wheel choice is vindicated! Brett builds fur]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
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	<title>714: What Man Ever Got Anywhere In Hollywood Because of His Tits?</title>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2026 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[Episode 714: We have internet gremlins! How does “John” respond to phone calls? It’d be better if you had big tits. Precision of language. Puke changes tires and wheels on the racecar; Andrew is enraged. Calculating pounds per square centimeter. The definition of “okay”. Spider crickets. Tom the Mime delights Andrew. What is Zombo dot com? How many Pittsburgh movies have we seen? 
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	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Episode 714: We have internet gremlins! How does “John” respond to phone calls? It’d be better if you had big tits. Precision of language. Puke changes tires and wheels on the racecar; Andrew is enraged. Calculating pounds per square centimeter. The defi]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:episode>714</itunes:episode>
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	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>713: Exponential Sclerosis</title>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2026 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[Episode 713: We’re back after a 3 week hiatus and forget to mention it’s now year 16 of Puke and the Gang / Portmansheau! Brett has an uncle that’s over all these fancy sandwiches. Camping is boring. Goose bustin’ at the Henry Ford Museum. Andrew eats the perfect sandwich. Sloppy Joe. Poo water and flooded plumbing. Andrew almost dies on a ski lift in a Kentucky thunderstorm. ]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Episode 713: We’re back after a 3 week hiatus and forget to mention it’s now year 16 of Puke and the Gang / Portmansheau! Brett has an uncle that’s over all these fancy sandwiches. Camping is boring. Goose bustin’ at the Henry Ford Museum. Andrew eats th]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Exponential Sclerosis]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>713</itunes:episode>
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	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>712: We Had French Toast. And We Loved It. And We Loved Each Other.</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2026 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[Episode 712: Puke yells. Andrew has a sandwich tail. Brett hates rotisserie chicken. Bryan won’t name the cheese. Can we name chain restaurants in Ohio alphabetically? SQZ-A55. Styx karaoke. Brett explains how farting is gay. Psyllium Husk. Andrew wants Bryan to try mushrooms. Andrew’s tail of a slipped disc and poo-dips. How to sleep like Hitler. ]]></description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
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	<title>711: Who’s To Say What Love Is?</title>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2026 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[Episode 711: We read a letter from a listener living in Kansas City. Brett thinks the new Spielberg movie is good. Is Austin or KC larger? Andrew doesn’t know what “Austin City Limits” is. Using a VCR to tape TV shows. Andrew reads the letter again for no good reason. The Butler Zonkey. Blueberry picking hell. The ghetto smoothie bar. Eating a full jar of peanut butter. 
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	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Episode 711: We read a letter from a listener living in Kansas City. Brett thinks the new Spielberg movie is good. Is Austin or KC larger? Andrew doesn’t know what “Austin City Limits” is. Using a VCR to tape TV shows. Andrew reads the letter again for n]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>710: The Jew On Mars</title>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[Episode 710: Brett thinks this song is from the 80’s, it’s actually from the 2000’s. But we don’t listen to music anymore. “The Penguin” body shape. Honda Element snacking update. Travel tips from Andrew. Dickitine Pouches. VR mini-golf vs reality mini-golf. Soap. Brett eats a cold hamburger. Gabriela eats cereal (With milk! In a bowl!) in a moving car. New Jersey cult spa. Brett really wants to know his personality type. Andrew’s opulent Chicago hotel and Rogers, AR. The Big Fat Chugger train is coming to Pittsburgh!
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	<itunes:title><![CDATA[The Jew On Mars]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>710</itunes:episode>
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	<itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
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	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
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	<title>709: Rape Battle</title>
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	<description><![CDATA[Episode 709: Gabriela shows up with a hat. We learn about Nick’s Appopotamus. Fancy lamps and pedo paintings at the antique store. Arguing about how many scoops to put in a coffee maker. A., B., and G. travel to Kansas City to buy a 2004 Honda Element. The Gateway to the West. Andrew rides an elephant! Disgusting Louisville, KY. The disco bathroom. Puke loses a tree. The challenges of riding with Gabriela on a road trip. Measuring windows correctly. A pack-o-tards appear at the autocross to ride in cars like it’s an amusement park.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Episode 709: Gabriela shows up with a hat. We learn about Nick’s Appopotamus. Fancy lamps and pedo paintings at the antique store. Arguing about how many scoops to put in a coffee maker. A., B., and G. travel to Kansas City to buy a 2004 Honda Element. T]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:duration>2:24:57</itunes:duration>
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	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>708: The Vice President of a Mustard Company</title>
	<link>https://www.portmansheau.com/2026/06/08/708-the-vice-president-of-a-mustard-company/</link>
	<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[Episode 708: Brett has new plugs. Puke is happy to use his old Makita. Andrew asks AI how to build a box. How many sandwiches did Brett eat? The size of Frick Mansion. Spider beef. The horrors of the George Foreman Grill. Hot sausage sandwich sadness. ]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Episode 708: Brett has new plugs. Puke is happy to use his old Makita. Andrew asks AI how to build a box. How many sandwiches did Brett eat? The size of Frick Mansion. Spider beef. The horrors of the George Foreman Grill. Hot sausage sandwich sadness.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:title><![CDATA[The Vice President of a Mustard Company]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>707</itunes:episode>
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		<ssp:title>708: The Vice President of a Mustard Company</ssp:title>
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	<itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>58:37</itunes:duration>
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	<googleplay:image href="https://www.portmansheau.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/Ep708-01.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>707: Dick Booger Rice</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2026 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[Episode 707: Brett feels gay after eating Bulgur wheat, riding a bicycle, and watching “Wicked”. Andrew doubts Brett’s golf prowess with a 7-Iron. Watching a Micheal Jackson concert from 1988 will get our channel gigged. Meat, cheese, meat, cheese, meat, cheese…wait! What is a tostada? What is the perfect sandwich? Are green beans better than celery? The big bottom bun base theory of hamburger construction. Cheesus. ]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Episode 707: Brett feels gay after eating Bulgur wheat, riding a bicycle, and watching “Wicked”. Andrew doubts Brett’s golf prowess with a 7-Iron. Watching a Micheal Jackson concert from 1988 will get our channel gigged. Meat, cheese, meat, cheese, meat,]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Dick Booger Rice]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>707</itunes:episode>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Episode 707: Brett feels gay after eating Bulgur wheat, riding a bicycle, and watching “Wicked”. Andrew doubts Brett’s golf prowess with a 7-Iron. Watching a Micheal Jackson concert from 1988 will get our channel gigged. Meat, cheese, meat, cheese, meat, cheese…wait! What is a tostada? What is the perfect sandwich? Are green beans better than celery? The big bottom bun base theory of hamburger construction. Cheesus.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>2:07:03</itunes:duration>
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	<googleplay:image href="https://www.portmansheau.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/Ep707-01.png"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>706: Globule Island of Yolk</title>
	<link>https://www.portmansheau.com/2026/05/23/706-globule-island-of-yolk/</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2026 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[Episode 706: Bryan joins us from the flat-lands. Andrew describes his latest and greatest coffee routine. Which came first? THe Chicken or the Egg? How many chromosomes? South Carolina gas stations. What is cloacal diving? Coquina shells squirming in your luggage from the beach. Brett gets a snail. More annoying? Tards or two year olds? Get a good pair of noise canceling headphones when you fly!
]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Episode 706: Bryan joins us from the flat-lands. Andrew describes his latest and greatest coffee routine. Which came first? THe Chicken or the Egg? How many chromosomes? South Carolina gas stations. What is cloacal diving? Coquina shells squirming in you]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Globule Island of Yolk]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>706</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Episode 706: Bryan joins us from the flat-lands. Andrew describes his latest and greatest coffee routine. Which came first? THe Chicken or the Egg? How many chromosomes? South Carolina gas stations. What is cloacal diving? Coquina shells squirming in your luggage from the beach. Brett gets a snail. More annoying? Tards or two year olds? Get a good pair of noise canceling headphones when you fly!
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Episode 706: Bryan joins us from the flat-lands. Andrew describes his latest and greatest coffee routine. Which came first? THe Chicken or the Egg? How many chromosomes? South Carolina gas stations. What is cloacal diving? Coquina shells squirming in your luggage from the beach. Brett gets a snail. More annoying? Tards or two year olds? Get a good pair of noise canceling headphones when you fly!]]></itunes:summary>
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	<itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>1:21:13</itunes:duration>
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	<googleplay:image href="https://www.portmansheau.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/Ep706-01.png"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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