Portmansheau

Month: May 2024

  • 621: I Think It’s Time For You To Revisit Mayonnaise

    621: I Think It’s Time For You To Revisit Mayonnaise

    Episode 621: It’s been one year since we’ve mentioned mayonnaise. But first we discuss the blackest blue paint with a green tint. Egg salad mentalist challenge. Andrew learns to devil the eggs. Getting ‘nnaised. The mostly black kids middle school showcase. A cigar lounge you shouldn’t go to if you’re white. What is the Spargel?…

  • 620: That’s Why I Poop With a Gun

    620: That’s Why I Poop With a Gun

    Episode 620: Miniature VR golf. Did they go to the moon? 1969. Break. Old Man is back! The Chipotle conundrum. A Chik-Filet drive-thru. Break! Building your days around a good poop. Life changing loaf. Are mice mammals? Break! Burping toilet. Mothers ruin hockey. Chunky style almond milk. Break!

  • 619: Rev It Up! I’m Gonna Cum!

    619: Rev It Up! I’m Gonna Cum!

    Episode 619: A new character is born to fight the mean sewers of the mean streets! What kind of line do bees take? Have you joined a tard club? The neighbors are watching you VR in your underwear. A day of thunder and tears. Andrew doesn’t yell during Miata adventure number 3! Shakes or bumps?

  • 618: Explain the Puffing Process

    618: Explain the Puffing Process

    Episode 618: A weee dram of whiskey led to us attempting many terrible accents. Blackberries versus raspberries. Potatoes. Rice cakes. Every brand of cereal is made from sawdust. What is a roo badge? A sexy photo of Burt Reynolds. All dog breeds are weak and stupid. German AIDS.