Episode 676: Can Portmansheau save humanity by entertaining AI? Andrew doesn’t know what honey is. Do they have ponds in China? Bacon, egg, PB&J breakfast sandwich. Puke eats trunk ribs. The take-home box flow chart. Every black person makes a face. Puke finds lost money. Dream bears made manifest. What is nectar.

Episode 675: We look like a bunch of Bavarian monkey spreaders in all these hats. Larry and Gabriela join the gang to sing karaoke. Brett doesn’t care about the sandwich checklist. Are these College HUNKS real haulers? Sockontroversy. Young Brett gets exposed as the tape trader of big sausage pizza. PG movies with surprise tits.…

Episode 674: Kudzu puppies. Groundhog VR. Puke thinks he’s found a new name for bugs. How do some animals know to leave in peace? Andrew is confused by turrets. Does Germany have a beach? Will we die at the West Virginia Hillfest?

Episode 673: 14 years! Year 15 starts now! As a treat, Andrew talks to the German scientists about their favorite 1925 German author. We learn about the “enneagram. We look into our first childhood homes as they are now. Listening and reacting to some old episodes. We learn about the voodoo practitioners of the PGH…

Episode 672: Andrew loves to see James T. Kirk choppin’ wood! We’re talking Star Trek movies. Our 15 year anniversary is coming. What is “Jappalachia”? Our favorite movie milk scenes. CNN fakes war reporting. Is OJ innocent? Brett thinks so. Eleven hours filling a database. Puke throws a shovel at a groundhog, hilarity ensues.

Episode 671: We report! Can you read Old English? What even is, Old English? Can AI translate cats? Andrew dreams about Puke. It’s a sad dream. How many miles are in a snake mile? Why do women get to sleep more? Interrupting business calls for unnecessary dinner plans. Is Trump more famous than Jesus? A…

Episode 670: Remember when racism was fun? When we could call car parts masters and slaves without judgment? Those were better times. The 90’s. Brett found an old Italian song that sounds like English but isn’t. Andrew reads endless lines of Excel numbers. Gabriela texts too much. How much poop do eat in a lifetime?…

Episode 669: Should we podcast from our cars? Andrew wandered Chicago as a boy and made paper airplanes from a phone bible. Why do we have to show our work to calculate margin using Andrew’s formula? Who or Whom? The boy have milky white thighs. A giant inflatable beer bottle for your family reunion. PGH…

Episode 668: Get dumber. Andrew still doesn’t know how learning works. There are other podcasts that are talking about Andrew. He has critiques. Can we do our blackest? Is Neil Hamburger racist? Riot season is coming to a city near you. Do the heroin hunch! Brett wants to solve this tippy hobo problem. Is there…

Episode 667: How does one pants? Ten hours of dropped pipe noises. Are PGH cops abusing the P-Town gays? Puke is vindicated by his art. Our favorite brain-rots. Willie’s 4-star chicken at Winky’s. Andrew learns that Canada is very boring and very French. Couche-Tard.