Portmansheau

Month: September 2026

  • 717: Can You Hear Other Vegetables?

    717: Can You Hear Other Vegetables?

    Episode 717: Puke hasn’t memorized the names of all the gay old musicians Brett likes. This makes Brett and Andrew mad. Weird Al was never on Cooking with Coolio. The tale of Andrew’s beautiful old Honda CRV going missing from Brett’s house and where it was found. The greatest car ever made according to Andrew…

  • 716: Peter’s Pants Are Not the Point!

    716: Peter’s Pants Are Not the Point!

    Episode 716: Videos are not podcasts! Ads make us rage! Trump made his own pledge of allegiance to himself. Peter makes pants. Juan Valdez Columbian coffee donkey man. A 9/11 wedding! Andrew buys Puke more hats. Gabriela has shoes. Brett can’t stop looking at boys thighs. Pronouncing “clafoutis”. Polymath Park for Frank Loyd Wright losers.…

  • 715: What Happens If You Don’t Succeed at Fuck Camp?

    715: What Happens If You Don’t Succeed at Fuck Camp?

    Episode 715: We’re all in our 40’s now! Brett sees too many big thighs. Andrew’s three jokes. Are dolphins living in poop and the 5th dimension? Naming African countries. Local flavor in the airport lounge. Puke’s wheel choice is vindicated! Brett builds furniture in the streets. Andrew get’s video proof that he was wrong at…