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Author: Puke

  • 408: Jewpiter

    408: Jewpiter

    Episode 408: So many stories about and restaurants and grocery stores and oils. Brett rails against oils and how Andrew boils steak. An encounter at the Trader Joe’s with Andrew’s Mom. Pot wafting roommates. A pizza place tows Andrew’s truck. A book review on the madness of media. A challenge is made to buy something…

  • The Discomfort Zone – S03E04: Blast & Cruise

    The Discomfort Zone – S03E04: Blast & Cruise

    Alex Bell and Drew Sample join Andrew and Brett for a discussion about habit change. The conversation focuses around Drew, who would like change his relationship with alcohol and improve his relationship with fitness. Andrew, Alex, and Brett share their challenges and successes with both abstinence and athletic pursuits.

  • 407: De Niro Death Experience

    407: De Niro Death Experience

    Episode 407: Throwing fish across the Allegheny river. Trying to befriend Pittsburgh YouTuber Dean Bog. Coffee shop work failures. Grinding exquisite beans. Mr. Rogers fucks. Andrew is starving. Movies we’ve seen or want to see. Iran conflict. A De Niro escape room dream. Mail from a listener.

  • 406: I Should Be a T-Man

    406: I Should Be a T-Man

    Episode 406: First episode from our new studio filled with our old stuff. Brett is traveling from NH and has to pee. We recap Xmas and NYE adventures. There are several near-death experiences. We decide to delete the Facebook Page. Fridge alarms, door mastery, Star Wars, Uber driver dinner, and the betrayal of tea.

  • 405: I’m Not Jewish Enough for This: A Christmas Special

    405: I’m Not Jewish Enough for This: A Christmas Special

    Episode 405: Get into the Christmas spirit you brain damaged misanthrope. Andrew’s no-prep lifestyle backfires but he finds his bunny butt. Brett wants a female co-host from Tinder or PornHub. We also discuss terrible malls, gas station coffee dispensers, a package from a listener, Christmas lights, portion control, and learn that the shortest day of…

  • 404: Beet salad, Goat’s Milk Feta Cheese, Candied Walnuts, Golden Raisins, Citrus Vinaigrette

    404: Beet salad, Goat’s Milk Feta Cheese, Candied Walnuts, Golden Raisins, Citrus Vinaigrette

    Episode 404: Let’s get into the Xmas spirit ya’ kike! Brett gets Big-Time Baseball. Andrew eats restaurant ham. Hard nipple peecret surprises around a salt-lick. The saga of Andrew’s mother at dinner. Puke pays off his credit cards and needs a job. Andrew reveals his porn watching habits of shame.

  • 403: Culture of Eggsellence

    403: Culture of Eggsellence

    Episode 403: Egg seltzer adventures. Grocery store adventures. Podcast description adventures. Toothbrush adventures. Theft adventures. Movie adventures.

  • 402: Wait, NO. Start at the Beginning!

    402: Wait, NO. Start at the Beginning!

    Episode 402: Nick is in town for a Thanksgiving 5K he didn’t know about. We all do our own thing for thanksgiving and then tell our stories in the most drawn out fashion in order to annoy Nick. Poker is played poorly. Andrew isn’t in charge. Brett is becoming the lone wolf. Puke has to…

  • 401: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Banana!

    401: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Banana!

    Episode 401: What podcast is this? Andrew is worried about his OCD counting & gets a MCT oil cleanse. Puke reveals his inner voices, loses his job, & discusses the Cybertruck. Brett goes to a doctor, creates a new shaving device, & gets onto the silver screen with Mr. Rogers.

  • PATG400: The Death of Puke and the Gang

    PATG400: The Death of Puke and the Gang

    Episode 400!!! We reveal the new name and logo of the show. Andrew reads the bible in Horse Vagina. Is Con Air a good movie? Brett impersonate Jordan Peterson. Puke gets to see director Kevin Smith. The real out of town ‘geist.

  • PATG399: French Clam Digger

    PATG399: French Clam Digger

    Episode 399: Challenges of rebranding the show and deciding on a logo. Bus rants and final bus solutions. Zen garden dreams. The need to travel. John Cusack movies.

  • PATG398: Self Mixing Nuts

    PATG398: Self Mixing Nuts

    Episode 398: THREE HOURS of podcast rules, Ukrainian candy, new houses, Tinder blacks, beakers, yoga interruptions, 1995 enclaves, halloween party dickheads, woodworking, endless nuts, and Zuckerberg congressional testimony.

  • PATG397: Shoes On, Dick Out

    PATG397: Shoes On, Dick Out

    Episode 397: We want to define our culture of excellence and toilet humor. Andrew smashes eggs and spiders with his left hand. Puke offends the down syndros and invents super personas. Brett wants to count everything and put those numbers on a shirt.

  • PATG396: These Shitty Whites

    PATG396: These Shitty Whites

    Episode 396: Andrew gets out of automotive purgatory. Puke buys a knife. Brett saves what’s left of his gym notebook. Then we discuss the depressing onslaught of shitty, lefty whites constantly trying to start a race war.

  • PCL198: Classic South Carolina Sunset Boat Fight

    PCL198: Classic South Carolina Sunset Boat Fight

    PCL198: Andrew and Brett have quite the adventure on a work trip to Charleston, South Carolina.

  • PATG395: Atreyu from Karate Kid

    PATG395: Atreyu from Karate Kid

    Episode 395: Puke and Andrew learn about their religious childhoods while Brett learns about gnomes. 90’s movie trailers, seder dinner, a trip to South Carolina, Pirates baseball, and the best Miata in the US. Then we rip into teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg.

  • PCL197: The Seven – pt6: Answers

    PCL197: The Seven – pt6: Answers

    PCL197: Nine were accepted. Only seven will be chosen.

  • PCL196: The Seven – pt5: The Answers

    PCL196: The Seven – pt5: The Answers

    PCL196: Those vaunted few that received our exceptional questions have submitted their answers in the hopes of becoming, The Seven.

  • PATG394: Skatermelon

    PATG394: Skatermelon

    Episode 394: More portmanteaus than a 90’s ska band! Puke punches his finances in the dick. Brett gets a watermelon from his car. Andrew is a bar grandpa. Sex in socks, long toenails, beaker, and ska music documentary.

  • PCL195: The Seven – pt4: The Answers

    PCL195: The Seven – pt4: The Answers

    PCL195: Those vaunted few that received our exceptional questions have submitted their answers in the hopes of becoming, The Seven.