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699: Whatever Your Brain Is Telling You Ignore It and Listen To Me
Episode 699: Gabriela can’t decide what to do with a t-shirt. A robot rips Andrew’s pants. The Pittsburgh Center for Creative Reuse. It’s just junk. Puke can’t remember Memento or Magnolia. Teaching Gabriela what wheel studs and lug-nuts are. She accuses Andrew and Puke of breaking them. None of us have paid for a haircut…
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698: They See a Dolphin and They Say “Oh! I Bet I Could Fuck That If It Had Tits.”
Episode 698: We just survived a crazy windstorm in Western PA. Andrew lost a tree, Puke lost shingles, and Brett lives in an apartment. How are storms measured? Comparing river scenes in Anaconda and Congo. Do snakes have thoughts? What are the Tennessee Volunteer Slave Catchers? Can Brett get a Jappalachia hat? Brett thinks Japanese…
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697: I Thought This Was An Island Where You Could Fuck Lemurs
Episode 697: Never trust Vicky. Driving a truck taught Andrew how to sleep. Arguing over Sci-Fi CGI and how Andrew thinks that is the same as AI. Babylon 5, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, The Night Agent, His & Hers, and Doogie Howser. Puke can’t remember these new, hip Gen-Z names. AI video of…
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696: Tuna Today
Episode 696: Bryan has changed his ways and is trying to improve his life. Andrew ruins the show intro for a quaternary time. Dumb things we did when young and drunk. Pink Whitney. Brett prevents Gabriela from microwaving fish in Puke’s house. Brett insists we play the whole, hour long PCL #231 for Bryan. Marty…
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695: Trough of Despair
Episode 695: How fast is the ISS traveling? By what factor is it calculated? Is parallax for pooping or a method of measurement? Andrew learns hydronics so he can heat his floor before he shoots a wolf in the face with rock-salt. A PGH bus runs over another student. Andrew and Brett brave Winter Storm…
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694: What Rhymes With Truck?
Episode 694: Bryan has a brain-rot addiction and Andrew can’t see it. Is Mr. Bean dating Mia Khalifa? Is AI going to ruin celebrity gossip? Andrew learns that fire and dry leaves next to his house don’t mix. Playing with fire is great childhood fun! Our evil gov’t wants kill-switches in our cars. Which is…
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693: The 1st 10 Year Old to Show Up With a Handful of Jizz
Recording Date – 16 / Jan / 2026 The Gang – Andrew & Puke & Brett Intro Song – “Ballare” by Off Beat “Music by Freepik” https://www.freepik.com/audio Break Song – “Paradise Warfare” by Off Beat “Music by Freepik” https://www.freepik.com/audio Outro Song – “Midnight Crush” by Muxa “Music by Freepik” https://www.freepik.com/audio Guest – XXXXX ~~~ www.…
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692: Depths of Pleasure
Episode 692: Is the dentist a scam? Can black people get Downs Syndrome? The new PGH airport. Email anxiety. Did C3PO or R2D2 fly? Andrew gets groped every time as TSA Clear but finds a hack for free first-class upgrades. Tucson miniature museum and airplane graveyard. Are bison gross? Learning about Zernike Polynomials. Brett adds…
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691: Andrew’s Perfect Evening
Episode 691: Happy New Year! Holiday stories of farting in cars, dealing with family, goats eating cars, and buying bags of dicks. Andrew tried 2 new foods! Puke gets Christmas glittered. The long arduous tale of a snowy New Years day: Miscommunication / Slippy roads / Frustration / Arena doors / Confusion / Which parking…
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690: Cool Little Gooberino
Episode 690: Merrrrry Christmas! Throw the Festivus fruitcake! A ski holiday at Seven Springs , PA. Mrs. Doubtfire. Pittsburgh is falling apart due to typical Democrat retardation. The Hill District. What is a Marimba? Throat singing. A life-time supply of socks after stepping in dog piss. Bed mouse. Andrew is buying a crosskart.
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689: Young Cold Boner In a Burger King Parking Lot
Episode 689: Bryan returns to be immediately bored by Brett and Andrew arguing over John Malkovich vs Jeff Goldblum vs Keanu Reeves. Is Nick Fuentes a distraction? The ridiculous Instagram Reels Bryan and Brett watch. Some super boring math problem. Does Brett have IBS? Gibbons are actually pretty cool animals. Searching the drops archive because…
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688: This Cat Refuses to Eat Until We Play the Piano
Episode 688: A woman in Keene, NH is pissing on produce. Do we know her? Ford Taurus SHO. Can Gabriela speak with a Spanish accent? Brett rants; was the wicked witch actually the good witch of OZ? Idioms. We play with puzzles Puke’s Mom bought us for 30 minutes! AI is the new astrology for…
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687: I Need To Crowdsource An Ass Problem
Episode 687: Was there good gravy this Thanksgiving? What is umami? What is a goblerito? Brett outsources an ass problem. Puke has Root Beer pee. Andrew is due for his own health problems. The promise of the in-home trash compactor. Do you fear putting liquids in the trash? We fail a US capital city geography…
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686: Visual AIDs
Episode 686: Zonkey sighting! Brett tries to pronounce the name of a NY town that Andrew bought a hat for Puke in. How do you get a boat over a mountain? Andrew argues that Brett didn’t see a good comedy show. Driving with your significant other and being subjected to their retarded audio books. Will…
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685: The Three Blacks Who Told Blacks To Clean Up Their Ax
Episode 685: Gabriela brings food into the studio, but it isn’t disgusting this time. Brett wants a vocabulary bee. Should you sun your gooch? Hungarian food. B&G tell stories in front of a bunch of hippies or something? Puke tuned out for most of it. Andrew wrestles a trailer on the highway. EBT of TikTok.…
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684: Ding and Dong All Night Long
Episode 684: Fuck You; the show! Hyphens, umlauts, and the tilde. Andrew loves him some Windows Alt Codes. We find other animal podcasts; shit all over them. The amount of snakes and fish in a 1000 foot radius. Spelling parallel. Seven deadly sins. Andrew thinks Candice Owens is too perfect. What is hypertelorism? Can AI…
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683: Most Palpable Aura of Agitation
Episode 683: Puke has never sang before. Andrew was a child laborer. Brett thinks time isn’t real. Dogs reunite with their owners. A tree of raccoon turds. Brett loves a poopy boy. Andrew’s new addiction. Tim Pool and Liquid Death fight over plastic. Who has the best balance? Breaking Down the Query: Farts by Seniors…
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682: I Know Better Than Kuhn’s!
Episode 682: Young Alex is here! Andrew writes his manifesto. Cats and raccoons have a standoff in Puke’s shed. We went to a corn pit and ate Amish donuts. Can we find a clean street in India? Gabriela refuses to describe lesbians. Taco Bell party! Alex needed a break from UFO research. The smallest, cutest…
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681: Some WOP and a Couple of Yip-Yaps
Episode 681: Brett and Bryan debate wether it was China or Israel that perpetrated 9/11. AI data centers are eating all of our racetracks. Did Tower 7 Wag the Dog? Is this actor actually Jewish? Bryan brought a banana suit! Scrumping strumpets. Radicalized by Instagram Reels.
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680: You’ve Been Peeing My Whole Life
Episode 680: Therapeutic grunts. Brett is worried that last weeks guest doesn’t think China did 9/11. Who is Nick Fuentes anyway? How many Jews live in China; the whole world. Andrew’s Grandmother goes to tranny Zoom temple. The Jews of Wheeling, West Virginia. Cone Piss. Puke’s cult church childhood. Watching Sumo Wrestling.
