
Recording Date – 13 / June / 2025
The Gang – Andrew & Puke & Brett
Intro Song – “Royalty Free Death Metal Instrumental – FLESH HARVESTER” by Jacob Lizotte
Break Song – “Fun Retro Motown – Upbeat Royalty Free Music” by bdProductions | Music For Videos
Outro Song – “[No Copyright Background Music] NCS style Hype Energetic Workout/Party EDM track
” by No Copyright Background Music
Guest – Gabriela
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Talkings About –
~ Andrew refuses to learn.
~ The autocross podcast.
~ This podcast often talks about Andrew.
~ Andrew doesn’t understand how time works with dead relatives.
~ Contacts
~ Are contacts better for driving than glasses?
~ Do your blackest.
~ Nothing worse than the unheard joke in a crowd.
~ The elephant joke returns.
~ Neal Hamburger racist? / https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkr-_SiJoVQ
~ Andrew would heil Neil Hamburger
~ It’s riot season!
~ Pittsburgh zombie hobos.
~ The heroin bent lady with amazing balance.
~ Hobo trash truck disposal service.
~ Brett invents a hobo prop stick.
~ The worst white bitch coffee place near Puke. The Bloom Cafe / https://bloomcafeqgi.com/
~ Grocery store critiques.
~ Trader Joes has become unshoppable.
~ Aldi is the best place to shop if you’re a real man.
~ Fulfil your cheese needs.
~ The Sheetz salad routine.
~ “come in with the milk” / https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ipF71uD3Zs&t=73s
~ Rogue Zebra / https://apnews.com/article/runaway-pet-zebra-captured-tennessee-54669b2fc2c1dffb87a09f4081d6c135
~ Zebra flight / https://x.com/audsmayer/status/1931752260138115544?t=vcyITju0JBcviaD5keaqeQ&s=19
~ Spinning helicopter rescue / https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhKZCy41g5w
~ Portmansheaugurt
~ Brett got suckered into another fake health food candy / https://www.lilys.com/
~ Waking up to poop in the middle of the night.
~ How do the blind wipe?
~ No pooping in the morning?
~ Andrew’s poo-tine.
~ Nuggets and gummy worms.
~ Groundhog under Puke’s deck again!
~ Pernicious
~ Perfidious
~ Pantsing debate rages on!
~ Gabriela joins the show.
~ Gabby learns from Puke’s mother.
~ Alpha-Gal?
~ Carrie Blast Furnace Tour
~ Gabriela brings random pamphlets and stickers.
~ Gabriela learns what the “heroin hunch” is. / https://www.southjerseyrecovery.com/heroin/hunch-posture/
~ Pike or impaling torture for the hobos.
~ Brett’s big reveal…