Portmansheau

Month: May 2026

  • 707: Dick Booger Rice

    707: Dick Booger Rice

    Episode 707: Brett feels gay after eating Bulgur wheat, riding a bicycle, and watching “Wicked”. Andrew doubts Brett’s golf prowess with a 7-Iron. Watching a Micheal Jackson concert from 1988 will get our channel gigged. Meat, cheese, meat, cheese, meat, cheese…wait! What is a tostada? What is the perfect sandwich? Are green beans better than…

  • 706: Globule Island of Yolk

    706: Globule Island of Yolk

    Episode 706: Bryan joins us from the flat-lands. Andrew describes his latest and greatest coffee routine. Which came first? THe Chicken or the Egg? How many chromosomes? South Carolina gas stations. What is cloacal diving? Coquina shells squirming in your luggage from the beach. Brett gets a snail. More annoying? Tards or two year olds?…

  • 705: Do You Remember the Phone Number of the Guy Who Sucked Cocks?

    705: Do You Remember the Phone Number of the Guy Who Sucked Cocks?

    Episode 705: Welcome to the morning show! We start off with useless animal trivia. Is Jonathan the tortoise alive? Hippos in Columbia. Debating Antarctica. How far did Morse Code travel? Local reporter Marty Griffin regarding a youth curfew in Market Square. What is wrong with teens now and them not being afraid of cops? Andrew…

  • 704: Dear Diarrhea-ry

    704: Dear Diarrhea-ry

    Episode 704: Andrew wants to rub the golden tee ball. Brett thinks he can outsmart YouTube’s censorship. Gabriella (with one L) has a book about gathering to share. We learn about “traipsing”. Asking AI about Brett’s narcissism. Andrew’s neighbor gets a visit from the FBI. Puke has a pissnalysis jug from the doctor. Andrew starts…