Recording Date – 03 / May / 2026
The Gang – Andrew & Puke & Brett
Intro Song – “Phoenix Rising” by Lou Ki “Music by Freepik” https://www.freepik.com/audio
Break Song – “Sitcom” by Nonak “Music by Freepik” https://www.freepik.com/audio
Outro Song – “Midnight Crush” by Muxa “Music by Freepik” https://www.freepik.com/audio
“Guest” – Brett’s Wife
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Talkings About –
~ Golden Tee Golf
~ Can I say heil Hitler?
~ Brett invented putting music into podcasts?
~ Squeeze the creamer bag.
~ Brett’s wife randomly mentions some gay bookclub bullshit Andrew is invited to.
~ Cabbage
~ Brett’s wife tries to talk about her employer. We yell at her not to.
~ “The Art of Gathering” – a gay book about gay rules / https://www.amazon.com/Art-Gathering-How-Meet-Matters/dp/1594634920
~ Dinner en blanc? https://pittsburgh.dinerenblanc.com/news/8385
~ Bunch of yuppies walk around random neighborhoods.
~ What is traipsing?
~ How would AI explain autocross or Horse Vagina in the style of Priya Parker
~ Brett wants AI to talk about him because he’s a narcissist.
~ Andrew has a story about one of his ABNB houses.
~ How close was the FBI?
~ Brett’s wife non-sequitors to something about trivia in NH.
~ Butthole team names.
~ Serial killer neighbor.
~ Analypiss vs Pissnalysis
~ Puke’s medical piss jug.
~ Andrew wants to start a poop diary.
~ All Andrew can do is poop all day.
~ The Pittsburgh Marathon traps Brett.
~ Puke watched “Heat”.
~ Brett wonders what he’ll do with his dick when he grows up.
~ Dirty Dancing gave young Brett the feelings.
~ Andrew watched the movie “Bugonia”.
~ Teen Wolf
~ Dog dick knots.