Portmansheau

691: Andrew’s Perfect Evening


Portmansheau
Portmansheau
691: Andrew’s Perfect Evening
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Recording Date – 02 / Jan / 2026

The Gang – Andrew & Puke & Brett

Intro Song – “Phoenix Rising” by Lou Ki “Music by Freepik” https://www.freepik.com/audio 

Break Song – “Dream Catcher” by MudiG “Music by Freepik” https://www.freepik.com/audio 

Outro Song – “Midnight Crush” by Muxa “Music by Freepik” https://www.freepik.com/audio 

Guest –  Gabriela

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Talkings About – 

~ Happy New Year!

~ Buy a bag of dicks.

~ The Heaviest Mug / https://theheavycup.com/products/heavy-mug-22lb-stainless-steel-mug 

~ Goats eat Russian cars / https://unh2serbia.wordpress.com/2007/12/11/my-goat-ate-my-ride/ 

~ Brett has to deal with the women during Christmas.

~ Renting a car for the trip.

~ Genesis G70 

~ Alternate personality farts.

~ Fart meteorology

~ Car seat fart sucking fan into a fart box. 

~ 70, 3 year old uncles.

~ Andrew orders a food. 

~ Meatloaf

~ Parsely

~ Pot Roast

~ Seitan / https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seitan 

~ Gabriela glittered Puke’s house with a Christmas card!

~ Women don’t listen to Andrew, but will listen to the internet.

~ Andrew gets mad at his mother and hangs up the phone. 

~ Gabriela doesn’t know what headphones are. 

~ Don’t rush to massages, yoga, or tea.

~ Gabriela’s gifts.

~ Andrew and Puke can’t communicate on New Year’s day.

~ Italy is after Andrew for parking tickets from 3 years ago.

~ Map anxiety.

~ Puke can’t climb a snowy hill.

~ Which arena door?!

~ Any lot!

~ Passive aggressive communication has solved nothing.

~ Puke has to return b/c a phone was left in his car. 

~ Driving through the Hill District at night.