Recording Date – 09 / Jan / 2026
The Gang – Andrew & Puke & Brett
Intro Song – “Phoenix Rising” by Lou Ki “Music by Freepik” https://www.freepik.com/audio
Break Song – “Dream Catcher” by MudiG “Music by Freepik” https://www.freepik.com/audio
Outro Song – “Midnight Crush” by Muxa “Music by Freepik” https://www.freepik.com/audio
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Talkings About –
~ Dichotomy
~ Andrew ruins the audio.
~ Brett encourages Andrew to play retarded music guy.
~ Dentist
~ The Portmansheau phonetic alphabet
~ Post-dental tard face.
~ Brett’s email is a disaster.
~ Brett jerks off to his own voice on his old podcast; School Sucks.
~ Tim Pool is a disposable show.
~ Hairy dick tip.
~ Are there black people with downs?
~ Andrew went to the desert.
~ The new Pittsburgh airport.
~ Are humanoid robots dumb?
~ Puke can’t find the right Star Wars video.
~ Andrew humble brags that he has TSA CLEAR and gets to skip the airport security line.
~ $12 for first class minus $12.
~ How to judge if a city is good or bad.
~ The airplane graveyard.
~ Andrew rents a desert side-by-side.
~ Can you kick cows in the head?
~ Brett thinks bison are gross. / https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4eOhuLDfeU
~ Brett adds fractions.
~ Zernike polynomials.
~ Other gay math.
~ Baking powder or baking soda?
~ Are coffee beans seeds or nuts?
~ Andrew just keeps asking dumb questions about beans.
~ What is Scandinavia?
~ Some blind guy says salt your coffee? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GKEd9QuxkiQ
~ Pi
~ Brett remembers his first yogurt.
~ Andrew drives an electric crosskart!

