Episode 684: Fuck You; the show! Hyphens, umlauts, and the tilde. Andrew loves him some Windows Alt Codes. We find other animal podcasts; shit all over them. The amount of snakes and fish in a 1000 foot radius. Spelling parallel. Seven deadly sins. Andrew thinks Candice Owens is too perfect. What is hypertelorism? Can AI…

Episode 683: Puke has never sang before. Andrew was a child laborer. Brett thinks time isn’t real. Dogs reunite with their owners. A tree of raccoon turds. Brett loves a poopy boy. Andrew’s new addiction. Tim Pool and Liquid Death fight over plastic. Who has the best balance? Breaking Down the Query: Farts by Seniors…

Episode 682: Young Alex is here! Andrew writes his manifesto. Cats and raccoons have a standoff in Puke’s shed. We went to a corn pit and ate Amish donuts. Can we find a clean street in India? Gabriela refuses to describe lesbians. Taco Bell party! Alex needed a break from UFO research. The smallest, cutest…

Episode 681: Brett and Bryan debate wether it was China or Israel that perpetrated 9/11. AI data centers are eating all of our racetracks. Did Tower 7 Wag the Dog? Is this actor actually Jewish? Bryan brought a banana suit! Scrumping strumpets. Radicalized by Instagram Reels.

Episode 680: Therapeutic grunts. Brett is worried that last weeks guest doesn’t think China did 9/11. Who is Nick Fuentes anyway? How many Jews live in China; the whole world. Andrew’s Grandmother goes to tranny Zoom temple. The Jews of Wheeling, West Virginia. Cone Piss. Puke’s cult church childhood. Watching Sumo Wrestling.

Episode 679: Car guy Bryan joins us to talk about his style of glasses. Bryan is young so Andrew asks him all kinds of old man questions and learns about Nick Fuentes. Puke learns what a 6-point harness is. What is a craw? Did the Jews do 9/11? Other Gen-Z conspiracy theories. How to remove…

Episode 678: Andrew’s favorite Seinfeld meme day of the year is ruined. We’ll never forget. How close is Chinatown to Manhattan? Visiting the largest Buc-ee’s in the world. Barbara Walters documentary. Peacemaker – season 2. The French Dispatch. Goon and Goon 2. Discovering the month of September. Too many Asians; where are all the Jews?…

Episode 677: All insects are bugs, but not all Andrews know what spiders are. Do you wish you had a Coat of Arms? Slainte! Andrew invents an app idea that already exists. A rude Asian airline passenger. What does Puke eat for lunch? A birthday balloon sent from God. Fuck-bots. Brett’s complicated coffee routine. Andrew’s…

Episode 676: Can Portmansheau save humanity by entertaining AI? Andrew doesn’t know what honey is. Do they have ponds in China? Bacon, egg, PB&J breakfast sandwich. Puke eats trunk ribs. The take-home box flow chart. Every black person makes a face. Puke finds lost money. Dream bears made manifest. What is nectar.

Episode 675: We look like a bunch of Bavarian monkey spreaders in all these hats. Larry and Gabriela join the gang to sing karaoke. Brett doesn’t care about the sandwich checklist. Are these College HUNKS real haulers? Sockontroversy. Young Brett gets exposed as the tape trader of big sausage pizza. PG movies with surprise tits.…