Episode 651: What are the next big things we’ll never agree on? Psychedelics? Sound baths? Paul Thomas Anderson? Who knows!? Do you like fake crab salad? Does film melt on the set of Lawrence of Arabia? How do train wheels work? How do grenades work? Robot dogs. Reacting to old episodes of ourselves is the…

Episode 650: It’s a new year! Did you eat Chinese food? What is the Jew wire? Petrified raccoon penis for sale. They don’t know what a plumb-bob is! Duck fucking. An airplane tour of the Poconos. Custom omelettes at the breakfast buffet. Jim Thorpe. You can hear everything through BNB walls. Don’t turn around in…

Episode 649: Gabriela has poems. Brett went to church and learned all the lineage of Jesus. Are vinyl records better? What is a psalm? Why do women not believe Andrew when he talks about cars? Cranberry sauce and apple pie. Stop making charcuterie boards too complicated.

Episode 648: Duck Hunt sweaters are confusing. About as confusing as the Project Blue Beam UFO’s flying around New Jersey. Is this a sign of the apocalypse? Or is it bird flu? We’ll plumb the depths of the oceanic shelves to find out. Chopped carrots, potatoes, surprise pickles, and the burnt ends.

Episode 647: Our heroes have returned from their travels abroad! What tribulations did they overcome? Who did they become enraged by? Were there surprise pickles, cut squash, E-Vite receipts, office chairs, organs, or nicotine pouches? Come inside dear listener and hear their tales of triumph.

Episode 646: The black ice has arrived! All the mothers have joined the chat. Licking the salt cave walls. Chinese restaurant names. Family MAGA Thanksgiving. Getting stuck on a snowy road waiting for the snow scraper. How cold is your house? What is a space blanket? We learn a new Estonian word for fullman’s butt.

Episode 645: Don’t look it up! Andrew is back and he’s got a problem with Ep644. He also has a problem with Ep643. He’s an angry little man. Probably because he isn’t playing hockey. Puke makes a 3D printed magnetic knife block. Christmas lights, should we bother? Let’s buy a seaplane. What is an amphibian?…

Episode 644: Math regret caused by microphone arrogance leads to systems thinking. How do we reduce plastic in our balls? Didi RFK Jr get tricked into eating McDonalds? (0’s era suits were awful. Stress snacking. Remember when YouTube was good? Beef Wellington. It’s time to pivot.

Episode 643: Andrew is convinced he wants to visit the greatest city in the world, San Francisco. Where was the Soviet Union? Guess the movie! What happened to the happy blacks? How many moons will smash into Earth? 42 minutes of arguing about what a “league” is.

Episode 642: Well, that happened! Obviously we talked about the election for 2 hours. But also we can’t say “umm”. Andrew learns about Peanut the squirrel. Brett wants to make a movie. Andrew still hates Musk. Puke learns about Kaczynski’s handgun.