Portmansheau

Author: Puke

  • PCL205: We made a PCL?

    PCL205: We made a PCL?

    PCL 205: Jordyn asked the guys still in the ‘Burgh how bad they thought looting and crime was likely to get. Then we started recording. The conversation gets heated (and drunk) when Brett defends his actions as prudent and not fearful.

  • 421: Can You Crush Bunnies, Bitch?

    421: Can You Crush Bunnies, Bitch?

    Episode 421: Puke fails to jump over a fence, gets to go to a hospital. Andrew has a beard update. Alex asks if we’re pregnant. Andrew only deals with foreigners. Of Mice and Men. Lockdown protest debate. Microwaves.

  • PCL204: Game Night with Nick

    PCL204: Game Night with Nick

    PCL204: Nick brings a fun and unique board game to Pittsburgh. Updates us on his life during the pandemic.

  • 420: Jokelahoma

    420: Jokelahoma

    Episode 420: How are our Kaczynski beards coming along? Brett moves to a cabin in the woods. A tornado hits near Pittsburgh. Strolling thru empty cities. More conspiracies about the virus. Andrew ignores his mother. New camera. New stocks. New potatoes.

  • 419: The Most Irresponsible Podcast Right Now

    419: The Most Irresponsible Podcast Right Now

    Episode 419: We don’t know anything. It’s a pandemic and so that’s all we have to talk about. Puke shaves his head. Andrew drives the empty roads. Brett is eating carbs. Alex gets free hand sanitizer. Things get heated but then we cool down and reflect on our current lives.

  • PCL203: All I Know Is That They Had Bears

    PCL203: All I Know Is That They Had Bears

    PCL203: Andrew’s Music Show with guests Brett and Jordyn.

  • 418: Out of All the Ethnicities Who Is the Safest?

    418: Out of All the Ethnicities Who Is the Safest?

    Episode 418: Andrew is too busy to stick around & Brett is still in NH. We learn how to cook SPAM, when the full lock-down will come, when to buy a gun, and how is Puke still working? We open up the Zoom channel to all and are joined by David L. to discuss Ohio…

  • 417: ChatVID-19

    417: ChatVID-19

    Episode 417: While everyone is bored to death during this COVID-19 crisis, we have a casual conversation with the chatters. We talk about how we are dealing with this situation, what we’ve done to prepare, why Brett went to NH, and just whatever else we or the chat can think of. The second half got…

  • PCL202: Part 2 of ChatVID-19

    PCL202: Part 2 of ChatVID-19

    PCL202: Part 2 of ep417. We went off the drinking rails during the second half. We discuss astrology, self authoring, and a bunch of other stuff we can’t remember due to the drinking. What a mess.

  • 416: I Knew You Were a Firesign

    416: I Knew You Were a Firesign

    Episode 416: Surrounded by our usual plethora of toilet paper we are joined guests by Alex and Amy. Andrew and Amy traveled the dragon’s tail in a rented Camaro. It doesn’t end well. Alex tries to buy toilet paper in these trying times. Puke screams about the impending vape flavor ban.

  • 415: NOlive Garden

    415: NOlive Garden

    Episode 415: Brett has several interesting conversations. Andrew is confused by true crime. Tempted to shit-post. Coronavirus prepping. Andrew forced to go to Olive Garden. Puke tries to get a job interview. Driving a car in circles.

  • 414: shITALY

    414: shITALY

    Episode 414: Poop after Italy. Pooping album cover. Poop in a bucket. Poop stuck in a pipe. Cars that are poop. How to not drive like poop. First dates (don’t poop). Concerts better than a poop. Leap Day poop. Urineterns.

  • 413: Skinnier in Person

    413: Skinnier in Person

    Episode 413: We are joined by guest Jordyn for a woman’s perspective. Lou Gehrig’s disease. The unproductive countries of equatorial zone. George Bernard Shaw wants to kill everyone. Andrew takes an Uber. We needed Brett at pub trivia. Jew curls. Andrew the disgruntled romantic. Do more drugs. British influences. Childhood imagination. A woman’s perspective on…

  • 412: Vaginaleven 2 – The Quickening

    412: Vaginaleven 2 – The Quickening

    Episode 412: Andrew is done with waving. Brett explains vaginaleven. Puke doesn’t get vaginaleven. Robots are going to herald the end of all good things; especially cars. The 90’s were the best era. High Fidelity the TV show. CB radio performer truckers. Heavy cream cereal. Is the Tinder app only for hook-ups? Dating a shitty…

  • PCL201: Charger

    PCL201: Charger

    PCL201: Charging towards the past.

  • 411: Portmanshoe

    411: Portmanshoe

    Episode 411: Danger daycare. Podcast Tinder profile. Brett interviewed on a popular podcast. Sous vide or crockpot cooking? Unexpected cheddar tasting. More Tinder. Musical instruments. Jack-day. Terrible shoes for the gym. Outwitting the Devil.

  • PCL200: Puke Solo 4

    PCL200: Puke Solo 4

    PCL200: Puke lays out the details on his work situation while drinking Limoncello.

  • 410: Russia Interferes with American Erections

    410: Russia Interferes with American Erections

    Episode 410: Remember the Puke Bowl? This year we play the PornManSheau Bowl to see which porn category is the best. Categories based on the top PornHub rankings.

  • PCL199: Ep410 Preshow

    PCL199: Ep410 Preshow

    PCL199: Ep410 Preshow: Entertaining the livestream while Andrew works on the Jack’it Bracket.

  • 409: Red Dad Redemption

    409: Red Dad Redemption

    Episode 409: Changing shirts and socks. PGH busses are killing people. Andrew almost gets an Obama phone. A good interaction with a cop. Name submissions for the basement studio. Too good at closing doors. Gutter oil. Can’t go into any bars because an ex might be there. The disturbing trend of taboo family porn and…