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PCL212: Confronting Death

PCL212: Puke’s father doesn’t have much longer to live and he doesn’t know what he should do to help. Andrew’s also has issues with ailing grandparents and worries that he’s the only responsible family member left.
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434: DESERT STORM II
Episode 434: Puke has been working on new merch. designs for the show but keeps getting yelled at by Andrew about how bad they are. Wait times for a concealed carry permit are outrageous. Andrew has a new dating app idea. Impending economic collapse? Puke should join a veteran’s group. Andrew wants to ride the…
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433: Such & Fuck Shopping Center
*Attention: This show is so old it’s in the ARCHIVES now! For exclusive access to the MP3 version of this show, head over to our Patreon page!* Recording Date – 11 / July / 2020 The Gang – Andrew & Puke Intro – “Police & Thieves” by The Clash ~~~ www. Portmansheau .com ~~~ +…
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PCL210: You Know…I Like Cleaning the Maggots

PCL210: Andrew, Alex Bell, and Drew Sample discuss real estate, finance, and self reliance. Puke is also there for an occasional quip.
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432: All the Best Words Are the Worst Words
Episode 432: Puke has owned a home for one year but still doesn’t understand how AC works. Asshole neighbors and fireworks. A dream about a magical bear. Andrew rants about mandated car safety and how this mentality is ruining people.
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431: Curse Words Are No Fun When You Can’t Be All Bigoted All the Time

Episode 431: The longest conversation about ceiling fans! We discuss how our different mentalities lead to different outcomes in our lives. There are also scary sharp knives, painful gloves, wind-chime sleep-walking, and limoncello seltzer.
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PCL209: Country Boy Walks Around Without No Socks On

PCL209: Is Andrew “country enough”?
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430: I Won’t Rent Either of You My Car, or My Cereal

Episode 430: What is most disgusting form of pit? Is Alex stealing from stores or exploiting a loop-hole? Puke gets a yard dug up. Alex goes to Austin. Andrew is a no-masked bandit. Pantsed vs dr-pantsed. Go-karts in NY. A bear. Fear of social media. Andrew is involved in a car crash. Visiting the Mothman…
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PCL208: Angry-Mad-Face…All the Time

PCL208: We have a lot to catch up on. West Virginia, Karting, podium, bunnies, and truck shopping.
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PCL211: I Almost Punched Out an Old Guy

PCL211: Drew Sample returns to discuss the challenges of financial independence and entrepreneurship.
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429: How About a Chair for That Hole?

Episode 429: This is a show that’s going to get us into trouble! Have you heard about the riots? Who wants a free podium? We’re now in the Green Phase! Sunburn skin removal. Dicks in jacuzzi jets. Jews ruin brisket. Problems with modern women. Indian smells. Getting fact-checked by Instagram.
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PCL207: Unciviliced Cream

PCL207: We try all five flavors of the keto friendly cereal called “Magic Spoon”.
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428: I Ate Breakfast

Episode 428: A delightful Memorial Day weekend adventure in the wild and wonderful Horse Vagina. Snowshoe Mountain Resort, kayaking, hiking, National Radio Quiet Zone, breakfast, bars, Mothman, and mountain roads in a Miata.
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427: PortionManSheau

Episode 427: Magic Spoon! The delightful Paul Gaudino. Family photos. Ghost tours. Gordon the trolley tour guide. Family vacations. Pale pink house. Pilot or drive? White privilege pull-over. Truck sold. Who’s shirt is that? $50 haircut. Sock styles. Anti-social sex in a city when watching Sex In the City. Shout out!
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426: Capricious Salad

Episode 426: Andrew is now a sun lovin’ man back from the beach. He buys a second Miata and it immediately breaks down. Puke drinks 150mL of Whiskey from an Erlenmeyer Flask, talks to his dying Father, removes snow-tires, and watched Ray Donovan. Andrew asks; How has life changed? What are our goal barriers? Can…
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425: Ugh! I Have to Have Fun Now?

Episode 425: Andrew & Alex are sweating it out in Savannah, GA. They’ve been in restaurants and bars like people used to do back in the olden days. Andrew prevents a lady from getting taken by a car dealership. Alex gives investment advice. Puke does chores and discovers audio books.
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424: Ruin Bran

Episode 424: The (allegedly) most healthy cereal, the (definitively) least healthy cereals, & an unwanted cereal invader. How are raisins up to no good? Why is the Acura Integra selling for so much? Mint vs Pistachio. Spitting in mouths. Shaving it all off. IKEA annoyances. Getting social media out of our lives for good.
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423: Goan Unnership

Episode 423: Old fast food restaurant interiors. Urethratol. Drinking piss. Smelling navel lint. Making mistakes to learn. Printer solutions. Plenty of meat.
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PCL206: Only Kinda Sad

PCL206: Drunk Puke finds out that his father is in the hospital and may be dying. But he doesn’t really feel sad about it. Andrew joins him to find out why.
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422: r/AnswerAndrewsQuestions

Episode 422: Jewish loans. Facial hair update. The Unabomber documentary & how Kaczynski was right. Getting away from all this shitty technology, especially social media. Nothing new is good anymore. Answering the census. During the break, Andrew & Puke get drunker while Brett defends his actions in response to the shutdown/pandemic which lasted for almost…
