Author: Puke

Episode 445: Our friends from New Hampshire The Chat Says & Macy stop by on their way thru Pittsburgh. Puke and Andrew had just flown in from Denver and we discuss our last days adventure in Colorado. Mainly how we missed our flight by about one minute b/c of stupid COVID rules. Also; Instagram husbands,…

Episode 444: Northwest Adventures, part 7. Our trip is over and we have to fly back home. That doesn’t go very well. We hike the Loveland Pass but Puke can’t breathe at 12000 feet. Puke doesn’t get to see a moose. We give our camping gear to a hippy guy. Denver is really flat! This…

Episode 443: Northwest Adventures, part 6. We camp in the car and it sucked. We look at the stars in fear of animal attack. We just touch a corner of Utah, which is gorgeous. Andrew eats a waffle. We pass a crazy place called Skullbone Ranch and try to buy a skull.

Episode 442: Northwest Adventures, part 5. We make it to the great Yellowstone National Park! There was a bear! We looked at one smelly hole and then leave. The Grand Tetons are obscured in smoke, so that sucked too. Andrew wants an overlander truck. Puke wants to take photos.

(PCL Only) Episode 441: Northwest Adventures, part 4. It’s just Andrew & Puke now. Nick was left to hunt rocks with friends in western Oregon. Central Idaho is amazing! There are rivers, canyons, hot springs, and sheriffs. There’s a ghost town! The rest of Idaho was terrible to drive. We made it to Wyoming and…

Episode 440: Northwest Adventures, part 3. We’re heading through central Oregon in our rental SUV. We recap Saturday and Sunday with Mike in Tacoma who graciously let us stay at his home overnight. We then drove down the amazing Oregon coast. The sand was very hot, the water very cold. The recording ends as we…

(PCL Only) Episode 439: Northwest Adventures, part 2. After recording on Mt. Bachelor we drove to Crater Lake Nat. Park. On the way we pass a crazy lava field that created Davis Lake. Everything smells like pine. It’s delightful. Back in Bend we go explore the town and return to grill Yak Burgers from Nick’s…

Episode 438: Northwest Adventure, Part 1. We’ve never recorded this high before. From a ski-lift on Mt. Bachelor, Oregon Nick the Yak Man joins us to discuss his home state, the terrible drivers of Oregon, and Yak farming. Then we ate lunch at around 6000 feet up the mountain.

PCL214: Puke is a free agent now. This is the end of a ten month saga from being informed to finally being laid-off due to corporate dumb-fuckery.

Episode 437: Dalebert and Young Alex join us! We discuss drunken thoughts, toilet paper, how bad Ohio is, conservatives, bee stings, dream pills, the Amish in Florida, and bug full poops.

PCL213: This is the pre, mid, and post show drunken ramblings from episode 437.

Episode 436: We get a package of something smelly from a listener. Puke has a family tragedy and get’s wasted. Hot Wheels cars. Oil viscosity. A trip to Cleveland. Andrew bids on a car. Heading out west.

Episode 435: The start of our 9th year! To celebrate, Andrew demands Puke stop making show merch because it’s diluting the brand. So Puke makes a Portmansheau face mask just piss him off. Attacked by birds. Manly screwing of caps. Idiotic non-holidays. Going out West. Selling car parts. And more!

PCL212: Puke’s father doesn’t have much longer to live and he doesn’t know what he should do to help. Andrew’s also has issues with ailing grandparents and worries that he’s the only responsible family member left.

Episode 434: Puke has been working on new merch. designs for the show but keeps getting yelled at by Andrew about how bad they are. Wait times for a concealed carry permit are outrageous. Andrew has a new dating app idea. Impending economic collapse? Puke should join a veteran’s group. Andrew wants to ride the…

*Attention: This show is so old it’s in the ARCHIVES now! For exclusive access to the MP3 version of this show, head over to our Patreon page!* Recording Date – 11 / July / 2020 The Gang – Andrew & Puke Intro – “Police & Thieves” by  The Clash ~~~  www. Portmansheau .com  ~~~ +…

PCL210: Andrew, Alex Bell, and Drew Sample discuss real estate, finance, and self reliance. Puke is also there for an occasional quip.

Episode 432: Puke has owned a home for one year but still doesn’t understand how AC works. Asshole neighbors and fireworks. A dream about a magical bear. Andrew rants about mandated car safety and how this mentality is ruining people.

Episode 431: The longest conversation about ceiling fans! We discuss how our different mentalities lead to different outcomes in our lives. There are also scary sharp knives, painful gloves, wind-chime sleep-walking, and limoncello seltzer.

PCL209: Is Andrew “country enough”?