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Episode 506: We just got back from the gym and didn’t fill the trough. What is horchata? Andrew likes being called “Mister”. The bodybuilder toothbrush. Rage against the GrubHub. Owen or Luke Wilson? Don Jon. Andrew’s sewer is clogged again. Puke water heater is dead. Go pee in the yard. Andrew again interrogates and berates…

Episode 505: Andrew and Alex are back from Nicaragua. Shocking news about Puke’s cold last week. Brett goes to a tarot card reading. We start a new gang called the Scrabbly Bois. What is a henge? Chicken assassination. Alex takes too long to buy art. Andrew almost fights a Nica trying to scam him. How…

Episode 504: Puke is filled with mouse poop dust after the move. Hunters are everywhere around the new studio. Brett prepared a full Thanksgiving feast and doxxes his whole family. There are too many seltzers. Dinner with angry feminists. How are people living in different realties? Are the hypnotized? The Omicron variant is coming to…

Episode 503: We finally have a new studio in an unfinished basement. It’s been a crazy week of moving. The mannequin and podium are back! There are rugs hanging from the ceiling. What name will Danny and Alice choose? Did Andrew get hit on by a Scottish man?

Episode 502: Portmansheau is on the move again. The Butler basement studio is gone and awaiting its new home. In the meantime, we are recording at Brett’s sexy lounge style studio on a casting couch. Nacho dinner. Andrew is homeless with many homes. Matthew Lesko. Spork. What is a neck gator? We have a listener…

Episode 501: Puke is making too much noise in the gym, but so are the teens. Different ways to try intermittent fasting and other bio-hacking. Pizza Twist! Seinfeld is Andrew’s guide to life. Are we entering a “Fourth Turning” of humanity? Trundle Manor. Andrew’s back is broken again. Why don’t we eat more lamb? PUMP!

Episode 499: An angry man sends emails. Should men use emojis? Gabriela goes to a climbing gym. Andrew discovers Seinfeld memes. Dune. Trying to explain what this show is to a stranger. What is blue comedy? Crypto rants from Andrew. Everything Puke loves is under attack. The fourth largest Amish community in the world. Puke’s…

Episode 498: The animals are pooping. Squirrels have bluetooth. Why are poor people so loud? A haunted hayride. TDZ was disrupted by a tornado over Butler. We tour a house made to survive Y2K. A head injury at work. Smoking cat turds.

Episode 497: Andrew is back and we find out why he was gone. Was it his hatred of musicals? Or his love of Pittsburgh stairs? Are food shortages coming? What are the best paper towels? Puke gets great seats for the Pittsburgh Penguins home opener game. Brett sees “Sweet Girl” and “My Octopus Teacher”. Chipmunks…

Episode 496: Pittsburgh loses a bird. German Christmas ornaments. Movies! Garbage modern art. The Johnstown Flood. Did Brett give out his phone number? Is that how he got hacked? Hanging with BBQ guys. Puke gets obsessed with NFT’s. Salad dressing.

Episode 495: Danny and Alice are back in Pittsburgh because we have all of the poop stories to talk about that we could fit into two hours. Also, bears.

Episode 494: It’s the end of September! How do bears hibernate? We never find out. Instead, we discuss the Pittsburgh Fatties Social Club and cliche industrial themed coffee shops. Who invited this cat? There are too many peppers. Tiny spoons of poop being mailed to a lab. Brett does to a colonial fair. Andrew doesn’t…

Episode 493: It’s a full house! Author of the book “Story of Nowhere” Danny and his wife Alice are visiting Pittsburgh. This turned into a very long show! We discussed in no particular order; Asians, Amish, detergent, tofu, dating an Amish, not dating an Amish, smelly curry, body odor, city garbage, shipping containers, Lex Luthor,…

Our German friends go to a disco dance. 

Episode 492: Brett almost has a Chinese food butt disaster. Getting asked about being vaccinated by strangers. When are we getting a new studio? Andrew has Jew dinner. Did Alex break more appliances? Crows are amazing and terrifying. Andrew gets mad at Game of Thrones references.

Episode 491: Should we make the show into an NFT? Andrew gets mad about that and rants about Kaczynski and the Amish. Alex thinks all Amish kick chickens. Brett gets a cops attention because of a stupid bus. Alex notices a new coffee maker. How many steps are in Pittsburgh? Fancy cocktail party with robots.…

Episode 490: Andrew is reunited with his precious Honda CRV. Brett had quite the adventure with the CRV in New Hampshire. Gym update. What is “nut to butt”? Our fun weekend in Pittsburgh after Ep489 with Alex, Drew, and Nick. Why is our coffee maker broken? Andrew hates birthdays.

Recorded live at the 2021 Midwest Peace and Liberty Festival.  Danny McCarthy is 26 years old and he currently makes his living working on an assembly line at an American auto manufacturer that you’ve likely heard about. But Danny is not seeking a career there. He is instead very eager to make a greater impact…

Episode 489: We have a full house with Drew Sample, Young Alex, and Yak Nick joining us to discuss our time at the MPLF in Michigan. Is Ohio the worst state? The situation in Afghanistan. Does Drew look like actor Oliver Platt? Public speaking. Land weed. Whiskey.

“Next.”  Brett has had the final anniversary for his podcast, The School Suck Project. He joins Andrew and Young Alex to discuss possible future directions and discomforts.