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520: Woke Wash

Episode 520: JFK assassination theories. Poorly stored meat. Pizza cheese and cheese on pizza. Puke officially owns his house now. When does the wind blow most? The way it juiced to be, pulp that is. Puke buys all the seltzer. Pallets of beer. The dark side of the 90’s. Beverley Hills 90210. Andrew watches a…
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519: Nobody Knows What a Zebra’s Like

Episode 519: We review the movie “Don’t Look Up” and it’s ridiculous one dimensional caricatures of the so-called “science denier. Apparently it’s a good movie when you realize how silly the premise is in relation to current events. Biden says the dumbest things about inflation. Andrew talks about “The Revenant” blink controversy. What is the…
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518: No Man Can Get These Pants Off of My Hips

Episode 518: An upset occurs on the Puke-Pong table. Learning the rules and tricks of ping-pong. Ladies of pong. The monkey foot. Andrew finds a portmanteau group. Brett’s review of Demolition Man. More 90’s movies. Ukraine opinions. Oil Prices. Andrew never waits in line. Fancy steak house. Farts. Slipper addiction. Puke realizes he should be…
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517: Happy As a Clam In Ceviche

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516: Almost Never Not Had an Egg McMuffin I Didn’t Like

Episode 516: Andrew goes nuts with the mixer effects. What are Bison? Not gonna dance with wolves. Dorito Hate. Why do older women buy Hummel Figurines. Chocolate. Olympics crash videos. Football is boring. Andrew loses $100 to Nick. Myron Cope is the best football announcer ever. Crypto, is it too late? Diabeetus Coin.
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515: Tee Too-in

Episode 515: Andrew travels to the past to warn Puke and Brett about the most dangerous weapon; honking. Trailer reviews of all the best 90’s movies: Demolition Man, Copland, T-2, Jingle All The Way, & Cool Runnings. Who is the best? Schwarzenegger or Stallone? 90’s fashion trends. Chick-Fil-A. Yoga. Closets of CD’s. The Canadian trucker…
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514: I Did An Accident

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Episode 513: Complaining about the various types of shower-heads and how they might kill you. Andrew goes for a ruck. Puke’s worst album artwork is his best. Dudley Moore. A truck full of monkeys crashes on its way to a lab. A bridge collapses in Pittsburgh during Biden’s visit. Infrastructure. Trains. Miami. Busses. Gooski’s. Ping-pong.
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512: James Edelweiss Schmill

Episode 512: We’ve started a fire of dead birds in the studio. Brett and Andrew learn about bird names. Andrew has to use car insurance for the first time. The Circle movie review. dragging people behind cars for fun. The Elk’s Club. Ping-Pong. Andrew gets hacked. Losing interest in technology because it’s ruining everything. Have…
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511: Thou Shalt Not Covid Thy Neighbor’s Wife

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510: Skip To the Part Where You Die

Episode 510: How’s the weather? Then it goes downhill from there. Andrew sees more cops and feels less free in NH. A retarded man tells us to fuck off. Puke’s car gets damaged. Brett loves model trains. Workplace injuries. Planet fitness hate. When is the sunrise. Brett and Andrew try to do math to figure…
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509: It’s Pronounced Chupacabra

Episode 509: Happy New Year! Do you remember drinks with chewy bubbles in them? Micheal Keaton. Andrew visits a bar that “King Pin” was filmed at. Will the CRV get better soon? What is thrust alignment? Movies were better before 9/11. Top Gun! Yellowstone! Beandana? Salad gifts for Brett. The rocketbook. Phishing emails. Andrew is…
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508: Pittsburgh, Hello! … and Beware of the Nanowires!

Episode 508: Merry Christmas! Sorry for the bad audio. Brett is in NH and about to visit Boston. Andrew likes living in horse country. The “science” of weighted blankets. VR mini-golf and ping-pong. Q-amom. What does “based” even mean? Andrew ruins his back. Puke rants about taxes, Andrew rants about Puke’s rant. Fearful people are…
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507: Do You Have a Pen Or What?

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506: Space Marine Thunderhawk Gunship

Episode 506: We just got back from the gym and didn’t fill the trough. What is horchata? Andrew likes being called “Mister”. The bodybuilder toothbrush. Rage against the GrubHub. Owen or Luke Wilson? Don Jon. Andrew’s sewer is clogged again. Puke water heater is dead. Go pee in the yard. Andrew again interrogates and berates…
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505: El Pollo Asesino

Episode 505: Andrew and Alex are back from Nicaragua. Shocking news about Puke’s cold last week. Brett goes to a tarot card reading. We start a new gang called the Scrabbly Bois. What is a henge? Chicken assassination. Alex takes too long to buy art. Andrew almost fights a Nica trying to scam him. How…
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504: Underground Lesbian Tunnels

Episode 504: Puke is filled with mouse poop dust after the move. Hunters are everywhere around the new studio. Brett prepared a full Thanksgiving feast and doxxes his whole family. There are too many seltzers. Dinner with angry feminists. How are people living in different realties? Are the hypnotized? The Omicron variant is coming to…
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503: Just Retarded

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502: Up Tits

Episode 502: Portmansheau is on the move again. The Butler basement studio is gone and awaiting its new home. In the meantime, we are recording at Brett’s sexy lounge style studio on a casting couch. Nacho dinner. Andrew is homeless with many homes. Matthew Lesko. Spork. What is a neck gator? We have a listener…
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501: Stop the Rimming

Episode 501: Puke is making too much noise in the gym, but so are the teens. Different ways to try intermittent fasting and other bio-hacking. Pizza Twist! Seinfeld is Andrew’s guide to life. Are we entering a “Fourth Turning” of humanity? Trundle Manor. Andrew’s back is broken again. Why don’t we eat more lamb? PUMP!
