PATG012

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Intro Song –

• [artist] Mumford & Sons
• [song] Dust Bowl Dance

Host intros –
Passions, likes, dislikes, favorite colors.
Guest –

• [Name] Derrick J.
• [About] Likes long walks on the beach and dancing in his underwear.
• [URL] www.livefreeordance.com

Curmudgeon Corner –

• So many A-Holes
• Seeing old co-workers in a grocery store / Fuck-wit paying for over $200 of groceries with a check.
• That old chunk of toothpaste at the bottom of the bristles that won’t ever wash out.
• Kids suck!

Shove it in your pie-hole –

• [drink] Curacao Curacao
• [drink] Virgin Island’s Island Summer Ale
• [food] Went for Dominos during the break.

News –

• Joyriding Feds Crash F50
• UAV drones kill US soldiers just as well as they kill “brown folk”
• 10 Stubborn Food Myths That Just Won’t Die, Debunked by Science
• Why Your Stomach Growls

BREAK –

• [artist] Mumford & Sons
• [song] The Cave

More News –

• When Returning from the Moon, Don’t Forget to Fill Out Your Customs Form
• Creator of Unix dies. No one notices. – Luthor
• Lady Gaga Fights Bullying by Becoming a Bully – Derrick J.
• Whitney Huston–What’s Safety Got To Do With It? – Derrick J

New & Cool –

• BuckyCubes Magnetic Building Cubes
• Gentleman’s Willy Care Kit
• 4th Amendment Body Scanner Shirt

Flick-fessions –  

• [Puke]

• • Robin Hood
• • Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop
• • Jonah Hex (Rotten Tomatoes link)

• [280]

• • Malcom in the Middle

• [Luthor]

• • Devil
• • Breaking Bad

• [Derrick]

• • Female Trouble

Outro Song –

• [artist] Mumford & Sons
• [song] Little Lion Man