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  • 568: Enward B. Browne

    568: Enward B. Browne

    Episode 568: We’re back from the foreign lands of Europe! Four countries in 7 days. What did we see? What did we learn? How many traffic violations did we get? In the second half we discuss the new Indiana Jones movie and Dr. Strangelove. Andrew creates the “how old are those actors in the TV…

  • 567: Andrew Just Shit Himself. That’s Why He’s Leaving.

    567: Andrew Just Shit Himself. That’s Why He’s Leaving.

    Episode 567: We forget what era of the show this is. Glove debate! Puke is moving the studio some day because Andrew has his own house. It’s a very stupid house. Brett goes to a party with a bunch of lefty Improv Comedy people. Hilarity ensues. Did Andrew get a new passport in time for…

  • 566: Bukkake Sunrise

    566: Bukkake Sunrise

    Episode 566: What does Andrew do when no one is around? Do podcasts at double speed create impatience? Are we in a new era of the show? We apply the scientific method to hibernation. But what is the scientific method? Puke will eat all the old food. A Jersey cum-dumpster. Pittsburgh filmed movie review of…

  • 565: Sphinctercise

    565: Sphinctercise

    Episode 565: Happy plandemic anniversary! We remember all the dumb crap of those first days. Brett has a fancy night at the JCC. Belt dysphoria. Andrew learns about “The Weekend”. Bum-bumping should be more acceptable. After 5 years it finally happened to Andrew! Puke is sore. Gym ladies. Mule, donkey, horse, zebra, llama, alpaca, or…

  • 564: Cheap Skate

    564: Cheap Skate

    Episode 564: Who is Frank? Night Court and Cheers. Many movie trailers of Woody Harrelson based on a movie Andrew loved called “Triangle of Sadness”. Trans in all the women’s sports. Gay loser hockey skates. A day at the ski slopes. Andrew can’t get back into the Penguins stadium.

  • 563: He Sucked Birds

    563: He Sucked Birds

    Episode 563: What is a groin? What is a loin? Can we get a massage of those? Brett delivers to a dildo factory. Divortion Clinic. Jeremy Clarkson gets cancelled, again. Was 1997 the best year? Taxonomy. Andrew buys a stupid house, but for himself this time. Can he put a car in the office? Andrew…

  • 562: InterPet

    562: InterPet

    Episode 562: Andrew wants real solutions to get rid of Pittsburgh’s hobos and Puke has a brilliant idea. Brett finds a new Middle Easterner on TikTok but it ends in sadness. Why are we getting weird random ads on social media? Raging morning wood. We take the “Gay Quiz” from YoutTube. Spoiler alert, we’re super…

  • 561: Let’s Not Be Retarded Just Because We’re Trying To Impress the Blacks.

    561: Let’s Not Be Retarded Just Because We’re Trying To Impress the Blacks.

    Episode 561: Andrew and Brett break the news about baby-gate. The Grammys cause outrage with a Satanic performance. What is good music? Be less angry. Living a caseless lifestyle. Groundhog Day. Is the movie “You People” offensive to Andrew’s people?

  • 560: Snack Tracker

    560: Snack Tracker

    Episode 560: Has Dom Dom Yes Yes guy become too popular now? Will AI ruin our entire world? We decide to find out from the source and ask ChatGPT. It’s too dumb so instead we have it write songs for the show. Hilarity ensues. In the second half we find out Andrew’s time tracking his…

  • 559: Oh God, It’s One of These Episodes!

    559: Oh God, It’s One of These Episodes!

    Episode 559: Brett goes to the worst gas station in Lawrenceville. Ozempic for DOm DOm Yes Yes. The conservative indie media feud. Andrew loves Tim Pool. Puke starts prepping. Switzerland. Bed bugs. Tractor life.

  • 558: Numbered Fuck Moves

    558: Numbered Fuck Moves

    Episode 558: Mom in VR while making a roast. Confabulation with the billiards chalk. Ari Shaffir at the Pittsburgh Improv. Andrew gets and award but prefers walking on icy grass. Sheetz gas. Puke screams at a Penguins hockey game. Fonzie has fuck numbers. Who can name the most sports teams mascots?

  • 557: Bomp Skiddilly Dip Skip Dip Guy

    557: Bomp Skiddilly Dip Skip Dip Guy

    Episode 557: It’s a new year and new gym people are doing bizarre and disgusting things in the locker rooms. We watch a fat guy belly dance on TikTok. Andrew laments on the purpose of exercise. Danzig. Andrew is looking for a cabin in the woods, no alpacas this time.

  • 556: I’m Not Eating Pepperoni and Going To Bed! I’m Eating Pepperoni and Going To Work.

    556: I’m Not Eating Pepperoni and Going To Bed! I’m Eating Pepperoni and Going To Work.

    Episode 556: We’re back from the break! Bullets, snacks, finding a bar for New Year’s Eve! Brett sees a kiss in Hershey, PA. How to pronounce “Ye”. Is it cake? New Hampshire Christmas with Brett’s family. A new car. Ruined sleep. Biological classifications. Lewd-sounding town names. A return to the gym. Andrew gets offended by…

  • 555: Climb Kount Milimanjaro

    555: Climb Kount Milimanjaro

    Episode 555: Six people podcast! Andrew wants Penguins box-seats. Brett hates Tom Hanks stand-up comedy. Cortisol spikes after the Poliquin Shock Method workout. Everyone has some sort of medical ailment. Drew puts in the hard work to improve himself. Various national anthems. Andrew has a stow-away in his Miata. Helping Larry move extremely heavy things…

  • 554: Skipping Butthole Day

    554: Skipping Butthole Day

    Episode 554: Brett has decided on his new car. Andrew gets a thousand spam calls. Puke says Pittsburbs. How to get a Mercedes loaner. Right turns. Andrew wants to buy an alpaca farm. Larry needs help in the bathroom. Put a chip in your head. Gym women, hot gym men, new gym routines. Was Alexa…

  • 553: The Boy Who Didn’t Wipe Good

    553: The Boy Who Didn’t Wipe Good

    Episode 553: PGH needs more troll stories. Russian hard-bass. Brett needs sleep. Andrew is taking smelly pills for the gains. Who is the Liver King? Women at the gym. Keto Pop-Tarts. A boy gets kidnapped at a day-camp. The latest crypto collapse. Was that a zebra, a goat, or a sheep? The new Elvis movie…

  • 552: Habubleh of the Seas

    552: Habubleh of the Seas

    Episode 552: We have Chinese for Thanksgiving and Gabriela’s birthday. Is pizza worth it? What is borborygmus? Andrew keeps getting sexualized game ads. Mah…noor. The Colorado gay-club shooter used our defense tactic. Brett is a DJ. Puke fixes an iPad. Women need to stop yelling at old men. Puke goes to a museum filled with…

  • 551: Dinner at Stinky’s

    551: Dinner at Stinky’s

    Episode 551: We’re back after 2 weeks of being sick. Did Andrew’s healthy eating lead to sickness? Is Stinky’s Bar a good place to get imitation crab? Movie reviews! The Way, Way Back, Weird Al, Young Guns 2, Mom & Dad. Snakes and spiders. Trump lovers. Car accidents. The latest crypto scandal. Tits are a…

  • 550: I’m Voting For the Handmaid’s Tale

    550: I’m Voting For the Handmaid’s Tale

    Episode 550: Definitely the worst show we’ve ever done. Banjo music, Deliverance movie scenes, singing lessons, and karaoke for a cacophonous tableau of suffering. Then we debate voting and Hulk Hogan. Andrew thinks he sees a Bald Eagle and gets scared.

  • 549: CTRL+F the N-Word

    549: CTRL+F the N-Word

    Episode 549: Brett missed school working on the slitter. Who has school spirit? Is that contrarian or conformist? Finding religion. The Fetterman / Oz debate. Puke steps on a nail. Bio-Freeze. A drunken accident. Is it an S212 or a W212 Mercedes? Voting debate. Black man listens to soul music at the diner. Soul karaoke.