Portmansheau

560: Snack Tracker


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Recording Date – 27 / Jan / 2023

The Gang – Andrew & Puke

Intro Song – “I Love My Computer” by Bad Religion

Outro Song – “Digital Twilight Zone” by The Bouncing Souls

Guest –  Brett

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Talkings About – 

~ Dom Dom Yes Yes Turkish guy is too popular for us now. / https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cm4rwVVBmfa/ 

~ Brett was in charge of OutKast once.

~ Know Your Meme / https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/whats-biser-kings-dom-dom-yes-yes-and-who-is-that-fat-guy-bouncing-his-belly-on-tiktok 

~ Alex Hormozi / https://www.youtube.com/c/alexhormozi 

~ AI is going to ruin everything!

~ We talk to ChatGPT 

~ AI Groundhog Song

Verse 1:

I’m a groundhog, living underground

I dig my burrow deep in the ground

But when I peek my head out to see

The first thing that I notice is the green, green grass for me

Chorus:

Grass, oh sweet grass

You’re the first thing I see

When I come out of my hole

You’re the best thing for me1

Verse 2:

I nibble on your blades all day

They’re so fresh and tasty in every way

You’re the perfect snack for me

I’ll be back for more, just wait and see

Chorus:

Grass, oh sweet grass

You’re the first thing I see

When I come out of my hole

You’re the best thing for me

Bridge:

I watch the seasons change

But you’re always here to stay

You’re the green that keeps me going

And I’ll always come back to play

Chorus:

Grass, oh sweet grass

You’re the first thing I see

When I come out of my hole

You’re the best thing for me

Outro:

I’ll be back for more, don’t you worry

I’ll be nibbling on your blades in a hurry

Grass, oh sweet grass, you’re my everything

I’ll be back for more, that’s for sure, my green king.

~ AI Out of Town Guy Song

Verse 1:

An old man and his friend from out of town

Set out on an adventure, never to be found

They packed their bags and hit the road

With stories to be told, and tales yet untold

Chorus:

Adventure awaits, as they wander far and wide

With a spring in their step and a twinkle in their eye

They’ll see the world, and all it has to offer

With a friend by their side, they’ll never suffer

Verse 2:

They climbed mountains, and crossed the sea

Saw things they never thought they’d see

They laughed and joked, and sang their songs

Their friendship strong, and never wrong

Chorus:

Adventure awaits, as they wander far and wide

With a spring in their step and a twinkle in their eye

They’ll see the world, and all it has to offer

With a friend by their side, they’ll never suffer

Bridge:

They may be old, but their spirit is young

They’re living life, and having fun

They’ll make memories that will never fade

With their friend by their side, they’re never afraid

Chorus:

Adventure awaits, as they wander far and wide

With a spring in their step and a twinkle in their eye

They’ll see the world, and all it has to offer

With a friend by their side, they’ll never suffer

Outro:

An old man and his friend, on an adventure so grand

They’ll keep traveling, till the very end

With tales to tell, and memories to keep

Their friendship forever, as they wander and sleep.

~ Second version of Old Man Song

Verse 1:

An old man and his friend, they set out on a quest

To see the world and all that’s left

They packed their bags and hit the road

With stories to tell and memories to hold

Chorus:

An old man and his friend, on an adventure

Making memories that will last forever

They’re seeing sights they’ve never seen

This journey’s just begun, it’s a dream

Verse 2:

They laughed and talked as they drove along

Singing songs and humming a song

They stopped to see the sights and sounds

And shared stories of their lives and the towns

Chorus:

An old man and his friend, on an adventure

Making memories that will last forever

They’re seeing sights they’ve never seen

This journey’s just begun, it’s a dream

Bridge:

They might be old, but they’re not done

Their hearts are young and their spirit strong

They’ll take on the world, hand in hand

Making memories they’ll always stand

Chorus:

An old man and his friend, on an adventure

Making memories that will last forever

They’re seeing sights they’ve never seen

This journey’s just begun, it’s a dream

Outro:

And as they look back on the road they’ve traveled

They’ll remember the times that were unraveled

An old man and his friend, on an adventure

Making memories that will last forever.

~ Andrew is tracking the time of literally everything he does.

~ J/O metrics

~ Brett wants to stop planting in sand.

~ Andrew took people to another hockey game.

~ Brett’s older Mercedes nav is old!

~ How do Hockey games end?

~ Robo Penguin 

~ YouTube keeps giving Puke gay quiz ads.

~ Puke parks perfect in the snow.

~ Free Penguins hat!

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