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Recording Date – 27 / Jan / 2023
The Gang – Andrew & Puke
Intro Song – “I Love My Computer” by Bad Religion
Outro Song – “Digital Twilight Zone” by The Bouncing Souls
Guest – Brett
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Talkings About –
~ Dom Dom Yes Yes Turkish guy is too popular for us now. / https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cm4rwVVBmfa/
~ Brett was in charge of OutKast once.
~ Know Your Meme / https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/whats-biser-kings-dom-dom-yes-yes-and-who-is-that-fat-guy-bouncing-his-belly-on-tiktok
~ Alex Hormozi / https://www.youtube.com/c/alexhormozi
~ AI is going to ruin everything!
~ We talk to ChatGPT
~ AI Groundhog Song
Verse 1:
I’m a groundhog, living underground
I dig my burrow deep in the ground
But when I peek my head out to see
The first thing that I notice is the green, green grass for me
Chorus:
Grass, oh sweet grass
You’re the first thing I see
When I come out of my hole
You’re the best thing for me1
Verse 2:
I nibble on your blades all day
They’re so fresh and tasty in every way
You’re the perfect snack for me
I’ll be back for more, just wait and see
Chorus:
Grass, oh sweet grass
You’re the first thing I see
When I come out of my hole
You’re the best thing for me
Bridge:
I watch the seasons change
But you’re always here to stay
You’re the green that keeps me going
And I’ll always come back to play
Chorus:
Grass, oh sweet grass
You’re the first thing I see
When I come out of my hole
You’re the best thing for me
Outro:
I’ll be back for more, don’t you worry
I’ll be nibbling on your blades in a hurry
Grass, oh sweet grass, you’re my everything
I’ll be back for more, that’s for sure, my green king.
~ AI Out of Town Guy Song
Verse 1:
An old man and his friend from out of town
Set out on an adventure, never to be found
They packed their bags and hit the road
With stories to be told, and tales yet untold
Chorus:
Adventure awaits, as they wander far and wide
With a spring in their step and a twinkle in their eye
They’ll see the world, and all it has to offer
With a friend by their side, they’ll never suffer
Verse 2:
They climbed mountains, and crossed the sea
Saw things they never thought they’d see
They laughed and joked, and sang their songs
Their friendship strong, and never wrong
Chorus:
Adventure awaits, as they wander far and wide
With a spring in their step and a twinkle in their eye
They’ll see the world, and all it has to offer
With a friend by their side, they’ll never suffer
Bridge:
They may be old, but their spirit is young
They’re living life, and having fun
They’ll make memories that will never fade
With their friend by their side, they’re never afraid
Chorus:
Adventure awaits, as they wander far and wide
With a spring in their step and a twinkle in their eye
They’ll see the world, and all it has to offer
With a friend by their side, they’ll never suffer
Outro:
An old man and his friend, on an adventure so grand
They’ll keep traveling, till the very end
With tales to tell, and memories to keep
Their friendship forever, as they wander and sleep.
~ Second version of Old Man Song
Verse 1:
An old man and his friend, they set out on a quest
To see the world and all that’s left
They packed their bags and hit the road
With stories to tell and memories to hold
Chorus:
An old man and his friend, on an adventure
Making memories that will last forever
They’re seeing sights they’ve never seen
This journey’s just begun, it’s a dream
Verse 2:
They laughed and talked as they drove along
Singing songs and humming a song
They stopped to see the sights and sounds
And shared stories of their lives and the towns
Chorus:
An old man and his friend, on an adventure
Making memories that will last forever
They’re seeing sights they’ve never seen
This journey’s just begun, it’s a dream
Bridge:
They might be old, but they’re not done
Their hearts are young and their spirit strong
They’ll take on the world, hand in hand
Making memories they’ll always stand
Chorus:
An old man and his friend, on an adventure
Making memories that will last forever
They’re seeing sights they’ve never seen
This journey’s just begun, it’s a dream
Outro:
And as they look back on the road they’ve traveled
They’ll remember the times that were unraveled
An old man and his friend, on an adventure
Making memories that will last forever.
~ Andrew is tracking the time of literally everything he does.
~ J/O metrics
~ Brett wants to stop planting in sand.
~ Andrew took people to another hockey game.
~ Brett’s older Mercedes nav is old!
~ How do Hockey games end?
~ Robo Penguin
~ YouTube keeps giving Puke gay quiz ads.
~ Puke parks perfect in the snow.
~ Free Penguins hat!