558: Numbered Fuck Moves

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Recording Date – 16 / Jan / 2023

The Gang – Andrew & Puke

Intro & Outro Song – “If Only for Memories” by Streetlight Manifesto

Guest –  Brett

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Talkings About – 

~ Andrew’s Mom makes dinner.

~ The Roast.

~ Andrea tries VR.

~ Avatar 2

~ Three old men complain about technology.

~ Andrew has the Mandela effect.

~ Billiards cone chalk holder. / https://www.darting.com/Billiards/Billiard-Accessories/Billiard-Chalk/ 

~ Dumping the chalk.

~ Confabulation

~ “You Are Not So Smart: Why You Have Too Many Friends on Facebook, Why Your Memory Is Mostly Fiction, an d 46 Other Ways You’re Deluding Yourself”

 / https://www.amazon.com/You-Are-Not-So-Smart/dp/1592407366 

~ Comedian Ari Shaffir

~ Zoom meeting award!

~ Crunchy ice grass.

~ Nordic ice skating / https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3O9vNi-dkA 

~ Leaky windshield.

~ Sheetz premium gas prices.

~ Andrew takes us to a Penguins game!

~ Average length of a baseball game. / https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/vyiZAxFKACkG7EUP_lYvNqPi8kY=/1400×0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/22421443/MLB_Game_Length_1920_2014_9_Inn_or_Less.0.png 

~ Puke gets real screamy at the Penguins game.

~ Happy Days and Fonzie’s fuck numbers. 

~ Hockey team names.

~ Hockey team names vs Baseball team names.

~ NFL teams quiz

~ NBA teams quiz

~ Fuck you listeners!