PATG017

Portmansheau

PATG017

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Intro Song –

• [artist] Enter the Haggis
• [song] No More Stones

Host intros –
Recent Experiences (extraterrestrial, out-of-body, psychic, homosexual, etc.)
Curmudgeon Corner –

• Mild mannered boss makes me feel like Walter White-Andrew
• Bicycle scofflaw! I got angrier when I figured out I knew the person-Andrew
• Go through the salad bar faster! [NR]
• Discussion on show prep and last week’s post-show rant [NR]
• =Small spoons

Shove it in your pie-hole –

• [drink] Mangria

News –

• DHS resources being used to seize “unapproved” cars during the customs process
• 125 year old woman smoked pot every day.
• = A Crazy Woman Kept a Rotting Vegetable in Her Fridge for Two Years Because She Thought It Was an Alien

BREAK –

• [artist] Enter the Haggis
• [song] Gasoline

More News –

• PETA says Mario is EVIL!!!!!! – Clearly Bowser is the head of PETA!
• = EU Bans Airport X-Ray Machines
• Retailers say “fuck Black Friday!”

New & Cool –

• “Alien” ice tray  /  Bullet ice tray  /  Extra large cube ice tray
• New Mustang, Flippin Awesome!
• Wi-Fi Home Radiation Detector Reports Dangerous Levels Even While You’re Away
• = The folks who made the robot Big Dog are building a real Cylon
• = ChocoKebabs!

Flick-fessions –

• [Puke]

• • The Captains
• • Red State

• [280]

• • Finished Breaking Bad

• [Luthor]

• • Red Dead Redemption
• • Red Bar Radio

• [Nick]

• • Once Upon a Time

Outro Song –

• [artist] Enter the Haggis
• [song] One Last Drink