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Portmansheau

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Intro Song –

• [artist] Jackson Browne
• [song] Take It Easy

Host intros –
2012!!! We’re all dead!
Curmudgeon Corner –

• [280] The road to awkward racist moments is paved with good intentions. (I’m sooo racist)
• [luthor] Fourteen year old girls/cat people (from Zelda) at the KAC
• [puke] The gym is also full of too many young people

Shove it in your pie-hole –

• [drink] Brigid’s mystery beer…. Oooooh!

• • Sam Adams Cherry Wheat

News –

• [puke] A Powerful Case By Law Enforcement For Safe And Realistic Speed Limits
• [puke] The Unused Value in Gift Cards
• [andrew] Chevy Sonic recall (no brake pads)
• [nick] Tourist arrested after trying to check in gun at WTC site

BREAK –

• [artist] Jackson Browne
• [song] Lawyers in Love

More News –

• [nick] Couple finds engagement ring in toilet years later

• [luthor] Marvel Comics litigates that Mutants aren’t Human, just to save a buck
• [nick] Toys ‘R’ Us Swears Dolls Don’t Swear
• [andrew] NJ Cops Destroy Car to Look for Weed

New & Cool –

• [luthor] Learn economics the Seinfeld way!
• [andrew] Wookie Hoodie
• [andrew] Time Magazine’s Game of the Year
• [puke] List of political party symbols
• Sex, Lies, & the Gang!

Email –

• Photo from rear of rover with “alien structures”.
• Photo of Mars Rover

Media-Gasm –

• [Puke]

• • The Edge
• • Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls
• • Special
• • Tucker and Dale vs Evil

• [280]

• • Moving
• • True Grit
• • Tucker and Dale vs Evil

• [Luthor]

• • Donovan’s Reef

Outro Song –

• [artist] Jackson Browne
• [song] Tender is the Night

The beer.

Free stuff from awesome fan Bridgid.

Luthor’s super creepy Jesus for Nick.