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Recording Date – 15 / Apr / 2012
Show Leader – [Andrew]
Intro Song –
- [artist] Big D & the Kids Table
- [song] Fluent in Stroll
Guests –
- [Name] Antigone & Michael
- [About] Both of hispanic genetic roots.
Host intros –
Sex, Lies & Anarchy: Preparedness
Bread Men
Manchester Video Game Thingy
Keith and the Girl Week
Curmudgeon Corner –
- [andrew] Mandrik was right. I need a life coach
- [puke] Bought shoes from Amazon and was estimated 6 weeks delivery time!
- [andrew] The needy!
Shove it in your pie-hole –
- [drink] Sierra Nevada: Ruthless Rye IPA
- [drink] Sierra Nevada: Porter
- [drink] Southern Tier Brewing: 422 Pale Wheat Ale
News –
- [andrew] NH Car Thieves Fuck With MA Cops
- [puke] Hunky Santa Fe cop, solo wank in cruiser.
- [puke] Learn the Identity of a Car Owner with Their License Plate Number and a Simple Google Search
- [puke] Two-Thirds Of Hybrid Buyers Don’t Buy Another One
BREAK –
- [artist] Big D & the Kids Table
- [song] Shining On
Media-Gasm –
- [Puke]
- [280]
- [Antigone]
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- NO!
- [Michael]
New & Cool –
- [andrew] Nissan rumors a “sub-Z” car
- [puke] Boobstagram
- [puke] Devour .com
- [puke] Alegna Wooden Bathtubs
More News –
- [puke] Ferdinand Alexander ‘Butzi’ Porsche, Designer Of The 911, Dead At Age 76
- [puke] Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
- [puke] Pigs steal $12,000 tip left by restaurant customer.
- [puke] Adam Carolla wins 2012 Toyota Celebrity Gran Prix
Emails –
- See bottom of page.
Outro Song –
- [artist] Big D & the Kids Table
- [song] Raw Revolution
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Imbibing is a go!
Antigone’s jug of William.
Micheal tries his lungs at smoking a cigar. Much coughing ensued.
Ummm…that looks dangerous.
Good times!
Emails – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
From: Harland
Message: Dear P&tG,
What’s Derrick J doin’ for the money?
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From: Chris – “Father of the Year”
Message: You called my bluff and sobered up enough to get a bitcoin address, so enjoy your 5.02 bitcoins. It won’t get you any booze, but it could get you some baklava! Mandrik.com. Pure distilled death for me, but I hear some people like it.
Suggestion for curmudgeon corner: The people who complain the most when chips go stale are the ones who LEAVE THE BAG OPEN!! Arrgh.
And what about a new section: “Sound Advice from Puke & The Gang”? Kind of like a Dear Abby where people ask their most heartfelt and sincere questions, and are then thoroughly ridiculed and skewered. Just a thought.
We have a dog that keeps running away, and I’m rapidly running out of ideas to keep it around. I figured that perhaps a rowdy disoriented group of grumpy young men would insult and berate me for asking long enough to take my mind off the problem for a time.
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From: Shane
Message: You can trade them for usd on mtgox or bitcoinica. However, I recommend first trying to get your friends at the brewtopia to accept bitcoins themselves so that isn’t neccessary. I will donate more if you can get them to do that so don’t be shy with a markup incentive on the counter offer if they don’t go for it right away. i.e. you get $4 of store credit for a bitcoin worth $5 right now, which should more than cover any small currency exchange fees they should encounter. or just tell them you know a guy who will buy them back at spot (me).
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From: Chris – “Father of the Year”
Message: Episode 36 was the; Worst. Episode. Ever.
What’s the explanation? All I can think is that either you hate all your listeners or you really felt the need to generate hate mail.
Luthor used April 1 as his excuse for trashing the place with bad music like a tenant who knows his security deposit is already forfeit…. what’s Puke’s excuse for James Taylor as your music?? And then trashing Atlas Shrugged while 2 minutes later gushing like schoolgirls over Donald Trump??? You guys are either eating urine eggs or the alcohol is taking its toll. Ugh!
Seriously! If you continue down this path, I may have to sit down and have a serious talk to try to persuade the 4 year old to stop downloading your podcast! She liked Cat Empire and NOFX, but used her new word “tedious” to describe the James Taylor. If you’re going for bad music, may I suggest Mrs. Miller or The Shaggs. Apparently you’ll love them.
iTunes Reviews – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
From: Adnama Noswal
Review: Sooooo……. a 6ft. tall baby, a Jew, and a guy with mutton chops record a podcast….. eh, everyone’s heard that joke before. Great show. There needs to be more podcasts like it. Oh and more karaoke by Puke!