PATG040 – Portmansheau

Portmansheau

PATG040

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Recording Date – 20 / May / 2012
Show Leader – [Puke]

Intro Song –

[artist] Alabama
[song] Song of the South

Host intros –
Andrew went to Pennsylvania. Puke went to Vermont and Boston.
Puke & the Gang has a page on Last.fm!?

Curmudgeon Corner –

[puke] Cripples have ruined turd-holes!
[andrew] Lone furious individual at a concert
[andrew] Who is getting married? My friends, or Jesus?
[andrew] No love from the one brother towards Black Kevin
[andrew] Vortex of slow
[andrew] Getting old

Shove it in your pie-hole –

[drink] Surprise booze from listener (twitter) Karunt!

News –

[puke] Your Emo Kid Haircut Will Give You a Lazy Eye
[puke] Man In Cow Suit Steals 26 Gallons Of Milk From Walmart
[andrew] Justin Bieber Stabbed!!!
[puke] ‘British Man’ Arrested In Bangkok Accused Of Trading In Roasted Dead Babies

BREAK –

[artist] Alabama
[song] Born Country

Media-Gasm –

[Puke]

- Sling Blade

[280]

New & Cool –

[andrew] I got Whiskey Stones
[puke] ThisIsWhyImBroke.com / The Internet’s Mall
[topic]

More News –

[michael] Nancy Perez does not recognize blogs.
[puke] The Nine Weirdest Coffins You Can Actually Buy

Emails –

[See Below]

Outro Song –

[artist] Alabama
[song] If You’re Gonna Play in Texas

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From: Brad
Message: Dear P&tG,
I really love the podcast, but I think the name “Puke & the Gang” is a little boring. During work today, I spent a considerable amount of potentially productive time coming up with some cooler monikers. I hope you like them.
Puke & His Wang
Puke & the Dudez
Puke & the Sound Drops
Barf & the Boys
Papa Puke & the Shire Gang
Dr. Schmittlebunk & Co.
Booze, Cigars, & Lolz
Free Talk Puke
Sex, Lies, & Puke
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From: JP
Message: You guys didn’t know where the new mission impossible was streaming, check out Veetle.com I seen that movie on a few streams, a few times. Some will stream shit recorded at the fucking theater when it’s brand new, but I personally don’t give a fuck cause I’m watching it on my phone at work anyways.
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From: Adam
Message: Puke’s Tetris song: great ringtone… or greatest ringtone?
Anyhoo did you know most beers are made with seaweed? It sucks up radiation and tests really high for it around the world since the fuck-you-shima meltdown. My vomit was fluorescent last night so I’ll be contacting my favourite dutch brewery to see if they’re using seaweed. Unless beerreviews.com lists that info you guys may have a new excuse for your hair loss! : D
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From: JP
Message: Wisdom teeth will sometimes grow in a bit frontways and become what they call “impacted”, which is what happened to me. That shit HURT! So I needed to have them removed. However if they have grown in, and you still have space in mouth for them it’s just another tooth to get a cavity in as far as I’m concerned. Maybe they are worried that in the future you might have impacted shit and that you should prolly use that insurance, thinking that you might not be able to cover it later.
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From: JP
Message: One thing you guys didn’t ask about the guy with the super boner was, how did he take a piss?
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