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*Attention: This show is so old it’s in the ARCHIVES now! For exclusive access to the MP3 version of this show, head over to our Patreon page!*

Recording Date – 01 / July / 2012
Show Leader – [puke]

Intro Song –

• [album] Club Sounds Vol: 36
• [artist] Dream Dance Alliance
• [song] Ayer’s Rock

Guest –

• [Name] Julia

• [Name] Dale
• [About] Host of Flaming Freedom, cartoonist, low carb advocate.
• [URL] www.FlamingFreedom.com

Host intros –
Passions, likes, dislikes, favorite colors.

Curmudgeon Corner –

• [puke] All the shit to be downloaded, agreed to, loaded, and approved then downloaded some more before I can play a fucking video game.
• [puke]  Would you wear a deodorized fart pad?
• [andrew] Dishwasher.
• [puke] Market Basket’s shit products hanging over the lunch meat. (See photo)
• [Dale] Pee anxiety dreams and waking up with a mysterious wet spot

Shove it in your pie-hole –

• [drink] Raspberry Lemonade by Julia
• [drink] Fairy Fizz by Dale
• [smoke] Dale is addicted to e-cigarettes.

News –

• [andrew] College hacks DHS drone
• [puke] SWAT raids home with unprotected wi-fi.
• [andrew] Carjacker can’t drive a stick
• [puke] Update: Person sending text not liable if tard answering text crashes.

BREAK –

• [album] Club Sounds Vol: 36
• [artist] Master Blaster
• [song] Since You’ve Been Gone

Media-Gasm –

• [Puke]

• • Gasland

• [280]

• • The Perfect Host
• • The Change-Up

• [Dale]

• • 1 Lunatic 1 Icepick Reaction (Luka Rocco Magnotta)

New & Cool –

• [puke] How many Lego bricks will it take to build your dream home?
• [puke] Towel Mate
• [puke] The ChiliPad cooling blanket mattress cover thing!
• [puke] Self heating butter knife
• [Dale] Hypodermic breath injections

Emails –

• From: Chris
• Message: Quotes from people I don’t know? What the hell? I know that Nyal guy. What do I get for proving you wrong?

Outro Song –

• [album] Club Sounds Vol: 36
• [artist] Olav Basoski
• [song] Waterman

Photos – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –

• Market Basket’s low bullshit!
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• Dale making his “Fairy Fizz” drink.
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• Todays gang: Puke (taking photo), Andrew, Julia, & Dale.
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• Too much booze for a coherent podcast.
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• Dale demonstrates how to work the “confetti cannon”.
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• Synchronized hand gestures.
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• Horrific reaction video.
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