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Recording Date – 29 / July / 2012
Music picked by: Andrew, Julia, Puke
The Gang: Puke, Andrew, Julia, Mandrik, Ian
Intro Song –
- [artist] Reel Big Fish
- [song] Party Down
Host intros –
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- Mark not an asshole, just misunderstood.
Curmudgeon Corner –
- [andrew] Is he an asshole? No one can drive, Beemer vs. sports coupe.
- Tough Mudder
- [puke] Vending machines.
Shove it in your pie-hole –
- [drink] Champagne: Cook’s Extra Dry
- [drink] Rogue XS: Imperial Red Ale
- [drink] Rogue XS: McRogue Scotch Ale
- [drink] Wachusett: Imperial Black IPA
- [drink] BrewDog: Rip Tide Twisted Merciless Stout
- [drink] Firestone: Union Jack IPA
- [drink] Moorhouse’s: Blonde Bitch Ale
- [drink] Brux: Domesticated Wild Ale
- [drink] Southern Tier: Imperial Creme Brulee
- [drink] Metaxa: Greek booze
- [food] CAKE! It’s not a lie!
- [smoke] VOZ de la tierra
FIRE ALARM!
Media-Gasm –
- [Puke]
BREAK –
- [artist] Klubfiller
- [song] Rock This Party
News –
- [puke] Cops even hate & kill their own dogs. Police dogs that is.
- [puke] Magnets are dangerous! They must be banned!
- [puke] Seven deadly & awesome drinks.
- [puke] Canadians leaving country for medical care.
- [andrew] Nigerian man raped to death by wives
New & Cool –
- [topic] Bug-a-Salt bug killed gun thing of DOOM!
- [topic] Mashed potato fountain.
More News –
- [andrew] Student sued by school for graduating too quickly
- [puke] Nerd rage for Batman.
- [julia] The Armory
Outro Song –
- [artist] The Clarks
- [song] Chasin’ Girls
Photos – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
Happy Anniversary! Julia baked us this awesome cake.
All the booze and a cake!
Andrew is dumb-struck at all the boozy goodness to come.
Julia and Mandrik; ready to entertain.
Cheers!
“Now chug down my gullet!” screamed Puke.
Andrew just learned about Mandrik’s future sex change operation.
“Hello my lovely!”
“I would suck a dick, with a beer, just like this.”
“You have to start with one finger first!”
“I’m how drunk?!”
Someone is having a good time.
Andrew is amazed at his high score. He blew a 4.6 BAC! He is now dead.
Puke found beer!
Beware the creeper though. He comes for you precious booze!
I’ma gonna chug it quick before the crushing weight of reality
crashes down upon my fragile psyche.
“Now I can’t even remember how keep my tongue in my mouth-hole.”
“Mimosas and beer at the same time?”
“Don’t fuckin’ mind if I do!”
“We can’t…”
“…stop here!”
“This is bat country!”
The cake was not a lie.
Ian after three beers and a Mimosa.
“Poor it straight down my throat!” Julia laughed.
“Fuck you!”
“This show is over.”
“OH magherd! I’ma ghoooona barfff you Thoyyyuta bag!””
