PATG052 – Portmansheau

Portmansheau

PATG052

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Recording Date – 12 / Aug / 2012
Music picked by – Andrew
The Gang: Puke, Andrew, Nick, Johnson

Intro Song –

[artist] Mad Caddies
[song] Apathetic

Guest –

[Name] Johnson
[About] 1st or last name… We’ll never know.
[URL] www.infinitetwilight.com

Host intros –

Puke buys a motorcycle.
How Johnson knows Nick.
Ear orgasms. Thanks Puke.

Curmudgeon Corner –

[andrew] Nick is the worst and best person at the same time
[andrew] Chronic Freedom
[puke] Earwigs!
[andrew] Public bathroom anxiety
[andrew] Drive thru

BREAK –

[artist] Mad Caddies
[song] The Joust

Shove it in your pie-hole –

[smoke] H. Upmann 1844 Reserve

Media-Gasm –

[Puke]

- Fast & Furious (With Basic Cable Commentary by Adam Carolla)
- The Perfect Host

[280]

- Monument Ave.

[Nick]

News –

[puke] NY shuts down vibrator give-away.
[puke] The “like” button is not free speech.

New & Cool –

[puke] A spy drone of your own.
[puke] Intox-Box

More News –

[puke] More beer!
[andrew] Juggalos Fight Back!
[puke] Detroit is a good place to dump that corpse.
[puke] Stupid gov’t ethanol fuel mandate thwarted by god.

Emails –

[See Below]

Outro Song –

[artist] Mad Caddies
[song] Souls for Sale

Emails – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
From: Tone Deaf Sean
Message: Hey P&TG,
Now that you have seen Breaking Bad Season 4, you are now ready for the Breaking Bad RPG.http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6701398/breaking-bad-rpg

Also Puke, I know you’ll appreciate this.
What is with the women in NH? I went to Water Country this week, and there were SOOOO MANY women in bathing suits, that SHOULD NOT have been in bathing suits. I saw one really hot latina chick, in her early 20’s, in a nice little bikini, through the crowd. When the crowd moved so that I could get a real good look at her body, OMG. I was like a horror movie. Her belly button was sticking out like a deformed nose, and the stretch marks looked like she had thrown herself on a grenade. Why not wear a one piece? And there were so many women that looked pregnant, but most of them you just knew were just fat. In bikinis!!! Why?!? Then, at the campground, there was this kid, about 16, with a mohawk, with the body of the “Fat Man”. My wife saw him running down the trail, and thought that it was a topless dike. I know Tim would want pics, but I couldn’t.

Well, enjoy the video, and you should get watching season 5. Julia is right, it’s awesome.

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Johnson and Nick join us for no reason.