PATG058 – Portmansheau

Portmansheau

PATG058

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Recording Date – 23 / Sep / 2012
Music picked by – [puke]
The Gang: Puke, Andrew, JULIA!, Nick (3 min. rant), Ali (2nd half)

Intro Song –

[artist] AWOL Nation
[song] People

Curmudgeon Corner –

[puke] They come and they go; leaving behind a trail of shit.
[andrew] iPhone
[puke] (photo) These ridiculous cards at Target. $8!

Shove it in your pie-hole –

[drink] Brigid sent booze!

- (Facebook comments) Julia would like to send kisses to Brigid for pronouncing her name correctly.
- Puke – Crispin: Natural Hard Apple Cider: Cho-tokkyu
- Andrew- Abita: Strawberry Harvest Lager
- Julia – Cupcake Vineyards: 2011 Sauvignon Blanc
- Mark or Ian – Crabbie’s: Original Alcoholic Ginger Beer

BREAK –

[artist] AWOL Nation
[song] Kill Your Heroes

News –

[puke] You are really dumb if this surprises you: “UC Davis cops not prosecuted for pepper spraying peaceful protesters.”
[URL] Paki protester perishes after inhaling smoke of burned American flag. (Probably made in China)
[listener: dale] Too fat to murder.
[listener: aaron] Endangered spider found, destroys progress.

The Campaign

New & Cool –

More News –

[puke] The trunk is where kids should ride.
[puke] Florida Post Offices request you not crash into them.

- From the article: “Florida is home to more than 15,000,000 drivers, nearly a third, or about 4 million, of whom are over the age of 60.”

[puke] Old woman wants to paid for ruining Jesus.

- Beast-Jesus Restoration Society

Emails –

[See Below]

Outro Song –

[artist] AWOL Nation
[song] Sail

Emails – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
From: Justin
Message: Please let Julia know that after listening to episode 56 I love careless buttsex too and would like to know where I can get more.
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From: Marek, Poland
Message: Hello Gang,
Thank you very much for last episode so deeply dedicated to butt-sex. This washes away the bad taste from the previous ones. I hope that now even such unworldly person as Julia will change her mind.
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Julia’s “faggot tree”.