Portmansheau

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Portmansheau
Portmansheau
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Recording Date – 07 / Oct / 2012
Music picked by – [Andrew]
The Gang: Puke, Andrew, Julia, Nick

Intro Song –

Nick did another solo show!!! Thanks Nick.

Curmudgeon Corner –

  • [andrew] Little kids and urinals.
  • [puke] Children in commercials.
  • [puke] Market Basket employee runs off with my basket of groceries.
  • [andrew] What have I become?

Shove it in your pie-hole –

  • Packages from Mike and Long-Face

 

  • Rave talk!

BREAK –

 

  • More rave talk!

Incoherent Ramblings –

  • [See Below]

Outro Song –

Incoherent Ramblings – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
From: Jonathon P.
Message: So here’s the deal:  your show is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard, and I look forward to each new episode like a wide-eyed puppy waiting a ball to roll off the roof after you fake-threw it up there, you heartless bastard.
That said, is there anything at all you can do to make iTunes or your RSS feed or whatever not be such an incompetent cocklord every week?  I mean, holy shit, it can almost never find its ass, and it’s only your show.  Did Andrew do donuts in Steve Jobs’ front yard or something years ago?
It’ll gleefully find the new episode and download it and say it’s only 40minutes long or some crap, and I’ll be like “okay, Mr. iTunes, I willbelieve you because you’re an Apple pile of shit and I’m an under-evolved simian that gets very confused when confronted by shiny objects like computer-machines.”  Then I’ll be out on the road listening and just when Nick’s in the middle of complaining about something or Julia’s talking about stuffing something up her, the fucking episode cuts off, forcing me to run my car off the road into the nearest gaggle of idiots, aiming for the sort of smug self-important hipster shithead that looks like he might be an Apple shareholder.
I mean, I have to KNOW.  Right THEN.  Does more lube really help?  Will the universe ever resolve Nick’s complaints, or is his apparently constant state of irritation merely his having attained enlightenment by meditating on the sound of his own incessant bitching?
But noooooo.  Nick has to remain in a quantum-superpositioned state ofsimultaneously being Zen and Not-Zen while I pick the bloody shreds ofskinny jeans and tweed sweater-vest out of the grille of my car before Ican get home, where I can tell iTunes to forget that it had downloaded the episode and try again–only this time without so much depressing failure.

Keep up the awesome drops–I mean show,
–Jonathan

PS: Want some beer?  Austin, TX has some excellent local beer, and it’s almost the right time of year where I can ship some of that up your way without it tasting like port-a-john slurry from sitting in the back of a9000-degree UPS truck for a couple days.  Do you folks want light ales or dark ales?

From Facebook – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
Anthony Harvey: I just have to say jackass jackass jackass to Andrew he dose not know shit about me I am a nicer person then he will ever be and also I nothing to do that is why I was watching tv in the room and if he had told me he wanted me to go I would have and you are not the only reason I am not coming to NH I have epilepsy and I need to be able to have marijuana legally and so I am moving to MI and I am sorry that you hate me so mush and for saying fuck you I wish we could start over but I doubt vary much that you will ever like me.
Aaron: I think that was the longest unpunctuated string of almost-words I’ve ever read. Despite what Andrew says on the show, I’m sure you’re a really nice person. 🙂 I guess what I wanted to say is that you may want to refrain from throwing gasoline and sticks of dynamite into the proverbial fire. I don’t know, maybe goading Andrew via Facebook is just your shtick. If so, good for you! Otherwise, you may want to quit while you’re ahead? Cheers!

—-More on Facebook!

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From Mike:
Dear P&TG,
I wanted to send a little something to show my gratitude for the entertainment I get from your show. I know Andrew is going to pick apart my grammar skills, but Fuck Andrew!

I put in some of our local brew’s. There is some pepperoni from my favorite meat market here. A pack of cheap yet decent cigars. I had the dog art in my shop and thought I would pass it on to Andrew. I saw the blue watch and thought of Julia, This one works! Also notice it is preset for EST. I haven’t found anything that screamed Puke yet. I might add some other crap between this illiterate writing and sealing it to mail to you guys.

I love the dynamic of the host’s on the show. I have listened to all of them a couple of times now and love them all, except, the Stephanie show. I can’t stand the hypersensitive nonsense. I feel I fit in somewhere between Puke and Andrew as far as our views. I am a car guy, so I love his auto input. Julia is awesome as well. I just love her direct no BS attitude and the stories kill me.

The best part of my week is hearing the new shows. So I hope you keep it going!

I am enclosing some cash so I can hopefully be the first paying sponsor of the show. Not that I get  choice but, If possible pick a couple Tim Minchin songs to use on the show. I like the “ginger” sometimes called “Taboo”, Inflatable you” and “ten foot clock and a few hundred virgins”.
Thank from the great North West!   Mike

Rave Photos – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –

WOOOOOOO!
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Free candy!
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Julia’s ridiculous outfit.
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Fuzzy boot things
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Feeling good.
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Andrew drove on despite the stench of his nemesis fruit.
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Show Photos – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –

The confused gang of the week.
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New headphones!
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All the goodies from Mike in Washington. Thanks Mike!
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The long-face box.
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Beaver and Barbie
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“My Dog the Thief” and the easy tear toilet paper dispenser.
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Long lost lighters
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Scotch pump bottle and exercise record.
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Andrew’s metal painting.
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Julia’s blue watch.
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The excitement is palpable.
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Ridiculous wavy dance/prance.
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The aftermath.
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