PATG080 – Portmansheau

Portmansheau

PATG080

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Recording Date – 10 / Mar / 2013
Music picked by – [Julia]
The Gang: Puke, Andrew, Julia, Nick

Pope Sketch: Written by Andrew and Puke / Performed by Andrew, Puke, and Julia

Intro Song –

[artist] Yellow Note Vs. Pukka
[song] Naked Drunk and Horny

Curmudgeon Corner –

[puke] Hideous magazine ads for those hairlip kids in India
[puke] I’m always getting tired of the clothes I own.
[Julia] Why can’t anyone properly use a semi-colon? A quick lesson in grammar.
[Julia] If you call electro house “electro” you are a douche bag. Relevant to my music selection.

Game –

Nick’s thought experiment

- (What would you do if you could time-travel to 10 Sept 2011?)

BREAK –

[artist] DJ DB & Stakka
[song] Spaghetti

News –

[nick] Stupid lying teen is like “omg I can’t stop”
[puke] Especially retarded politician wants to tax bicycle riders for polluting with their lungs.
[puke] TSA to allow tiny knives again?! PANIC!
[Julia] Kid sends sperm to show his love – From the lovely Stephanie Murphy
[Julia] I need to know more people like this
[Julia] Is this for real?
[puke] Pop-Tart sort of shaped like a gun gets kid suspended from child-prison.

Incoherent Ramblings –

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Curmudgeon Corner –

[andrew] Playing the board game Cranium

Outro Song –

[artist] Spacemen
[song] Communion

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From: Michael P.
Message: I heard you guys talking about the boy who was suspended for making a pop-tart gun at school. I guess this happens more often than I thought. My 8 year old boy was suspended from his school in Sandy, Utah on February 28th for pretending that a banana was a gun.
School officials told me that my son’s behavior is a “slippery slope”. I laughed and said, “Yeah, because next thing you know he will be pretending that apples are hand grenades and zucchinis are remote detonators. I’m sure my son has an entire stockpile of weapons grade vegetables stashed under his bed.” What the FUCK is wrong with these people?
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From: Ryan T.
Message: Hey gang.
Just finished listening to all the episodes from newest to oldest, in that order. Felt like a hilarious drunken time machine.
I submit that Andrew is the best and funniest one on the show and is always right.
‘Andrew is sick’ or ‘Andrew is gone’ episodes are just not the same.
So play this drop and tell us where each of you would drunk-drive a time machine to.
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