PATG107 – Portmansheau

Portmansheau

PATG107

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Recording Date – 15 / Sep / 2013
Music picked by – [Julia]
The Gang – Puke, Andrew, Julia, Nick, Marcus

Intro Song –

[artist] Joe Jackson
[song] Look Sharp

Guest –

[Name] Marcus
[About] Cartoon man
[URL] www.brainlesstales.com

Weekly Ramblings –

The P&tG glasses are here!

Curmudgeon Corner –

[a] Our friend the troll
[a] Cotton lullaby
[p] Cute girl staring at me as she walks by traffic.
[p] Tattoos on hands make me suspicious.
[p] Coffee never stays in cups

Shove it in your pie-hole –

[drink] Crabbie’s Ginger Beer
[drink] BABA Black Lager
[food] Marcus makes cheese fries.

- + The Hot Grill, NJ

Fruit Flies love vinegar

No Poo – Vinegar shampoo

Break Song –

[artist] Joe Jackson
[song] I’m the Man

News –

New & Cool –

[fb] PooPourri

More News –

[p] Blue car drive = douchebag
[fb] Monkeys want your baby balls!

Incoherent Ramblings –

[See Below]

Outro Plugs –

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Outro Song –

[artist] Joe Jackson
[song] One More Time

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From: Vernon M.
Message: Hello all, I’m at work enjoying episode 106 and I have a couple of things to share.

First off, it seems we all share a lot of sentiments on death and funerals. Personally, I think it’d be hilarious to have a little buffet with finger foods and tiny sandwiches, but have them on platters on the corpse. No, seriously, though.. I agree that the person’s life should be the focus of any sort of funeral gathering, and I’m starting to wonder if I’m even going to be sad when people close to me kick the bucket. I mean, a few of my grandparents have died, but I still have all the memories, so it’s really more like I’m just never going to visit them again. Does that make sense? Anyways, I laughed loudly at Andrew’s suggestion to have a Weekend at Bernie’s stunt. As for the bowel-draining issue, I suppose you could just use some kind of epoxy to seal his asshole shut. Puke’s fake funeral/suicide had me in stitches, as well. It kind of reminds me of my dad’s suicide plan that he shared once: you put a tub of butter and sour cream 100 yards away.. shoot a potato into your mouth with a potato gun, then see if you can make it to the toppings before you die. So yeah, that’s a fun idea.

So I know where the name “Zechs Marquise” comes from, I think. There’s a giant robot anime show called Gundam Wing that this queer appears in: http://gundam.wikia.com/wiki/Zechs_Merquise Maybe that’s where they got the name from. I did actually sit through all 32 hours of the break song, though. Not a bad jam. Speaking of music, want to try out some surf thrash from one of my favorite bands here in Alabama? It’s Daikaiju! http://www.daikaiju.org/ Maybe you could play some on the show, if you like it. Here’s a bunch of other previews:https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/daikaiju/id329554572

I think Adam Carolla had a guy who does the Cragslist fancy-liquor bottle ads on one of his “Who The Fuck Sells This Shit” segments. Hey, look at this shit right here, I found the episode:http://adamcarolla.com/dana-gould-4/

Bullshit on bingo once again. If only you’d played the Alex Jones drop I’d have won. From the bottom of my heart, I pray you all die of cancer.
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