Portmansheau

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Portmansheau
PATG123
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Recording Date – 05 / Jan / 2014
Music picked by – [Listener: Dante]
The Gang – Puke, Julia, Nick

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Intro Song –
~ [artist] Childish Gambino
~ [song] Earth: The Oldest Computer (The Last Night) Ft. Azealia Banks

Guest –
~ [Name] Johnson
~ [URL] http://bitcoinbigfoot.com/

Weekly Ramblings –
~ Happy New Year!
~ Nick gets hit-on by man in grocery store.

Curmudgeon Corner –
~ [nr] Getting someone else’s clog.
~ [p] When will it stop snowing?!
~ [nr] Gym still can’t get the treadmills right. How’s Puke’s gym during Resolution season?

Shove it in your pie-hole –
~ [drink] Beckenridge: Vanilla Porter
~ [food] Dove caramel milk chocolate

Break Song –
~ [artist] Childish Gambino
~ [song] Heartbeat

News –
~ [nr] Colorado Marijuana Sales [What you get]
+ Morons fooled by fake story about MJ OD’s after legalization.
~ [p] Now you don’t need to even have drugs on you to get arrested for drugs!
~ [j] Open Letter from Soldier written to Soldier Haters
~ [a] Bertha tunnel boring machine stopped by tiny pipe the the gov’t forgot about.

New & Cool –
~ [p] Dolphins get high on puffer fish poison.
~ [p] Being a cop isn’t as dangerous as it used to be.
~ [p] I would garden using a shotgun.
~ [listener: Joe via facebook] Shit Senders .com
~ [listener: Nichole via facebook] Ancient porn statues are insane!

More News –
~ [p] Follow-up: Duck smashing Democrat decides to apologize; make retired Marine out to be crazy.
~ [p] US Gov’t asking Google to censor a lot of political search terms.
~ [j] US Army Robots Incoming
~ [p] 40,000 new laws in 2014!
+ Examples of crazy new laws.
~ [p] Everything banned by New Hitler (NYC Mayor Bloomberg)

Keene’s dirty dog fucker.

Incoherent Ramblings –
~ [See Below]

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Outro Song –
~ [artist] Childish Gambino
~ [song] Freaks and Geeks

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From: Nichole via Facebook
Message: I’ve mostly shared links and stuff, but the show mentions that people should write in for advice, too!
So here it goes:
I’m a step below a smart phone, just above a flip phone. I never was good with this sort of thing. I’m considering buying a tablet of some kind, though. I always called them “ipads” but I know now that “iPad” is actually a specific brand, and that “tablet” is the general term.
I’ve also learned more about how Android and Apple seem to be the 2 biggest…things…uh..operating systems, maybe? Is that right?  And are there more than those 2?
Anyway, I’ve heard it mentioned on the show a little bit before, but if there’s time, maybe y’all could discuss the pros and cons between these 2, based on your experiences. If not, no worries!
Basically the only thing I know, after helping my dad partially set up the tablet I bought him for Christmas, is that Android=Google…or something. I just know that all the apps were asking for a Google account!
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From: Peter B. via facebook
Message: Dear Puke and the Gang,
I would thoroughly enjoy your analysis of this video. I feel the makers of this have only begun to scratch the surface. Please delve deeper into the question: “How far away from the beach should one be able to safely wear nothing but their undies?”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlMMzlHwwXg
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Photos – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –

Johnson brings the sepia with him.
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Nick taking a nap.
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Johnson’s huge and thick iPhone case compared to Puke’s thin Galaxy S3 case.
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Chocolate made from birds of peace.
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…in bed!
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