Portmansheau

PATG129


Portmansheau
PATG129
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Recording Date – 15 / Feb / 2014
Music picked by – [Puke]
The Gang – Puke, Andrew, Nick

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Intro Song –
~ [artist] Nine Inch Nails
~ [song] Closer

Weekly Ramblings –
~ Snow storm destroys all of the eastern US
Pasted Graphic 1

~ Nicks neighbor parks in his driveway.

Curmudgeon Corner –
~ [nr] Annoyatron
~ [a] Valentine’s Day… Oops

Shove it in your pie-hole –
~ [drink] Lagunitas: Sucks, Brown Shugga Substitute Ale
~ [drink] Founders: Imperial Stout
~ [drink] Smirnoff: Sorbet Light Lemon Vodka

Break Song –
~ [artist] Mindless Self Indulgence
~ [song] Never Wanted to Dance

Curmudgeon Corner –
~ [a] Deadline: April 30th / Andrew abandons the show; New Hampshire.

Incoherent Ramblings –
~ [See Below]

News –
~ [p] Remington starting to move to Alabama to escape NY tyranny.
~ [p] VW says fuck you to UAW
~ [Brad in LA] Open a window when fucking in your garage. Death ensues.
~ [p] Critical of Putin? That’s a 300lb wood dick on your Beemer, then.
~ [a] This sounds dumb, but think about it
~ [p] School officials frightened of anti-gun sign with silhouette of gun on it.

New & Cool –
~ [p] Federal judge: Flashing lights to warn of speed trap “free speech”.
~ [p] Toilet seat night light
~ [p] Ice spheres!

More News –
~ [p] Man drunk in drive thru offers taco as ID.
~ [a] This man is a hero
~ [p] CVS to end tobacco sales.

Outro Plugs –
~ Official website @ www.Puke and the Gang.com
~ Donate to our booze fund with Bitcoins or PayPal
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~ Email us your questions, incoherent ramblings,
or get advice @ show@pukeandthegang.com

Outro Song –
~ [artist] Ministry
~ [song] Jesus Built My Hotrod

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From: Nick’s Mom
Message: Oh shit.
http://qz.com/165273/the-existential-threat-to-bitcoin-its-boosters-said-was-impossible-is-now-at-hand/
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From: Dalebert
Message: Is it okay to rape Hitler? Joffrey? The premise being, if you really want to rape someone, you either find someone into it who will play along or someone who truly deserves it. The latter is probably hotter. I was curious what you and your gang members think.

I know what you’re thinking. Hitler wasn’t hot. But here’s the thing. We know his brain is being kept alive in a jar somewhere. When they bring him back, it won’t be in his body which was found and is long gone. It will be in the body of a tall, young, blonde-haired and blue-eyed hunky Arian dude. Would it be okay to rape that guy? Seems like Anne Frank’s ghost would proverbially cheer you on, or at least her living relatives and admirers.

And Joffrey? Come on. No explanation needed.

P.S. My Sundays are no longer always busy with scheduled activities if you need a guest co-host occasionally.
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From: Earth
Message: Reality is a bitch, Julia.
http://io9.com/scientific-consensus-on-anthropogenic-global-warming-a-1499762156
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From: Aria Cahill
Message: Hi there,
I wanted to reach out to you with a suggestion for content on your site:http://bit.ly/CriminalStates

I am promoting this infographic on the various crime rates for each state and after seeing your link earlier to The Firearm Blog, I thought your readers might enjoy this post.

If you decide to share, all I ask is that you credit the source and I can send visitors to your site as a thank-you if you are interested.
Thanks,
Aria Cahill
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From: Zack
Message: Hey guys (and gals),
Just wanted to say thanks for all that you do. Your show is fucking hysterical, it is clear to me that it is superior to all other media content coming out of the Free State Project. I am currently building up my savings in preparation for my exodus from California to the Free State and when I do finally make the move, I will say to everyone that PatG was at least 20% responsible.

Keep up the good work you drunk bastards.
Zack
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From: Jacob P.
Message: Regarding Brett in Ep 128: Irritation to the peritoneum (the sac that holds your guts inside your abdomen) can be referred to the testicles and scrotum due to how the nerves travel through those areas. Severe appendicitis can irritate to the peritoneum, causing diffuse pain that can be sometimes felt in the testicles, hence why the doctor asked about “those guys”.

Not to mention any time there is lower abdominal pain, you should see if there are any issues down there just to rule out any serious issues with them.
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