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Recording Date – 15 / Mar / 2014
Music picked by – [listener: Jacob]
The Gang – Puke, Andrew, Nick, Johnson
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Intro Song –
~ [artist] Crash Kings
~ [song] 14 Arms
Guest –
~ [Name] Johnson
Weekly Ramblings –
~ We met Polish listener Marek and his lovely wife Iza, at a Chinese buffet.
~ Andrew gets a coat
~ Andrew gets a disturbing random text message.
Curmudgeon Corner –
~ [p] Meeting fans.
~ [nr] “I’ll get you your change” *Brings back exact same dollars*
~ [p] Buying a home sucks. Also, I’m too poor.
~ [a] Car dealership (after the break)
Shove it in your pie-hole –
~ [drink] Perla Miodowa
~ [from listener: Marek] Żubrówka Bison Grass Vodka
Break Song –
~ [artist] Crash Kings
~ [song] Six Foot Tall
Game –
~ The Libertarian / Anarchist Fake Facebook Name Clue Game
~ Fun with Google Image Search
News –
~ [nr] Don’t bring your pony bag here
~ [p] GM new about and hid a defect in their cars. Class action lawsuit is too big to fail.
Incoherent Ramblings –
~ [See Below]
Outro Plugs –
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Outro Song –
~ [artist] Crash Kings
~ [song] Hot Fire
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From: Jerry From Atlanta
Message: Hey Gang, this is Jerry. I sent you guys a relationship question and I was very appreciative of everyone’s honest answers, especially Andrew’s. Just to refresh you guys. I was the guy who’s girlfriend would sleep at her friends place and sleep in the same bed, which was occasionally occupied by her friend’s boy friend. I decided to take side with Andrew and I broke up with her. It was obvious that we are at different stage of our lives. She is still a sophomore in college and wants to drink everyday, while I’m more focused on my future and planning to my career. The only regret that I have is that I rejected a great entry level job at a bank to stay closer to my ,then at the time, girlfriend. Now I’m currently working at the university at the accounting department and making barely above minimum wage. However, this may change because the lease at my apartment is ending and I can now freely move.
I would like to thank everyone at puke and the gang for helping finally dump this dumb broad and move on with my life..
p.s I found out she sucked 18 dicks in her lifetime. So puke may you play the “my girlfriend suck 37 dicks” drop.
Thanks, Jerry from Atlanta
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From: Big Adam
Message: Hello gang!!
For about a month I have been dating this very pretty girl, to me she’s a ten and the perfect girl. But lately my friend started texting pictures of his dick to her. At first she thought it was mildly funny. Now she hates it. Eventually i natural thing; I told my friend to stop sending pictures. He just laughed and to make it worse 3 of my other friends started sending pictures of their dicks. So gang should stop talking to my friends for being weirdos or should I try to just live with it. I need help gang wut should I do
Big Adam
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From: Needs Help ASAP
Message: watz up gang. at skool theys a game that me n my buddies play its call “slap at you”. da reules are ef you say a word dat we bann. da person who says da word getz his dick slapped. last week my buddy said da banned word n i was chozzen 2 slap his dick. it wuz fun but in da middle ov da slap somebody in klass took a picture of me slappin my friend’z dick. n haz been bleck malein me. i kant tell my teachers or parentz cuz they think im a perv n my firends think its funny. wut sood i do?
need help asap
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From: Brad in Los Angeles!
Message: Hey all. I saw this article and immediately thought of Andrew.http://www.ajc.com/news/news/state-regional-govt-politics/slow-poke-bill-aims-to-stop-left-lane-lingerers/ndcyc/?icmpajc_internallink_textlink_homepage
P.S.
Stay in New Hampshire Andrew. The show needs you. Damn it.
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