Portmansheau

PATG134


Portmansheau
Portmansheau
PATG134
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Recording Date – 22 / Mar / 2014
Music picked by – [listener: Dante]
The Gang – Puke, Andrew, Nick, Ian

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Intro Song –
~ [artist] Spose
~ [song] Pop Song

Guest –
~ [Name] His Holiness: Ian
~ [About] Free Keene
~ [URL] KeeneBuffetLover.com

Weekly Ramblings –
~ Canned Brown Bread
~ Third day of spring, it’s snowing.
~ The one and only weekend that Puke & the Gang go to social; better at it than the rest of the folks.

Incoherent Ramblings –
~ [See Below]

Curmudgeon Corner –
~ [p] Getting into a bar with a Polish ID isn’t allowed. God bless America!
~ [p] I failed to get Marek a cookie. 🙁
~ [a] This no registration thing is really getting to me
~ [p] Taking a picture with someone (celeb) you’ve met. Versus just enjoying the moment in your own memories.
~ [p] I defeated Margarita’s automatic paper towel dispenser

Shove it in your pie-hole –
~ [drink] Ksiazece Ciemne Lagodne
~ [drink] Polish ZZZZhAAABROOOOfKAAAA! and apple juice

Break Song –
~ [artist] Spose
~ [song] I’m Awesome

~ Belle Knox: Duke Univ Porn Lady
~ Ross Creations YouTube Channel

News –
~ [nr] Kid breaks into world trade center just to climb up
~ [nr] FBI “Cleared” after shooting Bombing suspect
~ [nr] Baby crying -> Into the freezer

New & Cool –
~ [nr] Free to Play : The Movie

Outro Plugs –
~ Official website @ www.Puke and the Gang.com
~ Donate to our booze fund with Bitcoins or PayPal
~ Subscribe, rate, and review the show @ iTunes and Stitcher
~ Follow, Like, and Converse Twitter  and Facebook
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~ Instagram – Puke @ DoomsDayDevice
~ Email us your questions, incoherent ramblings,
or get advice @ show@pukeandthegang.com

Outro Song –
~ [artist] Spose
~ [song] Gee Willikers

Incoherent Ramblings – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
From: Dale
Message: Tell Andrew. I had major pee issues for a long time. Went to a urologist and turns out I had an inflamed bladder. Caffeine, alcohol, and antihistamines (especially these!) can all contribute to it. It’s the precursor to a potential bladder infection but super easy to cure. Doc gave me some pills to take for 10 days but I was peeing normally again within a few days (getting by fine for hours instead of every peeing every 10-30 mins) of starting them. Ask if he takes antihistamines. If so, never take them continuously or you’ll have pee issues for sure. Whenever I do, my pee issues come back. Take a break every few days if you can. See about getting local ones like flonase (a nasal spray). Antihistamines weaken your bladder muscles so you can’t completely evacuate it. A pee puddle stays in there and causes irritation and eventually inflammation and of course that means it fills back up sooner.
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From: Dale
Message: Andrew, do you ever get tired and want to go to bed but realize that you had something to drink and you haven’t given it enough time to work through your system and you don’t want to have to get up to pee in teh middle of the night? Or worse, have pee anxiety dreams? Those are awful.
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From: Nick’s high school buddy, Willis
Message: All I have to say is… Nick took it up the ass in high school
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From: Nik M.
Message:  neither expect nor want this particular email to end up on the show, because I know you can just respond via email and I wouldn’t want to take up show time with a little personal detail like this.

I’d like confirmation on something. You’ve mentioned on the show that emails sent via the form on the contact page have wound up in the spam folder on accident. Except for the email I sent recently about the Morse code, I’ve always used the contact page for emails. The past two that I sent that way were never mentioned on the show, and at the time I figured you simply decided they shouldn’t be put on the air. The first of these was sent many many months ago if not a year or more, answering questions you asked about me on the show in response to my at-the-time latest email (you asked “Who are you?” if that jogs your memory. I’m Nik from Illinois in case you didn’t know). At the time I concluded that you didn’t put it on the show because it was just personal information about me. The second of these was sent much more recently, a long-overdue Andrew appreciation email in response to the (possibly false?) news at the time that he was leaving the show and New Hampshire. When it didn’t appear on the show I figured it was because you just didn’t want to bring up Andrew’s situation on the show anymore. And although by that time I already knew about the contact page problem, I figured you guys had either fixed it or were checking the spam folder.

My question, obviously, is: Did you ever receive either of these emails? And, relatedly, do you ever withhold emails from the show or should I assume that any future lack of response to any email I send represents a failure to receive?
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From: Big Jizz
Message: Hey fags
get one of them amazon shop links like shop.lrn.fm and shit. I buy alot of crap (mostly gay nazi porn and used condom) from amazon. I would rather give you queer jews a percentage of my money instead of that gay ass freetalklive show.

holla at cha boi
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