Portmansheau

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Portmansheau
Portmansheau
PATG136
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Recording Date – 06 / Apr / 2014
Music picked by – [Puke]
The Gang – Puke, Andrew, Nick, Ali

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Intro Song –
~ [artist] FartBarf (their album was available on cassette!?)
~ [song] Hero of Time

Weekly Ramblings –
~ 40th Annual Cape Cod Old Timer’s Road Rally (Results = 26th place out of 34)
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~ [a] Moving
~ [a] I only have 1 phone!

Curmudgeon Corner –
~ [p] Why are salon women always fat but dressed really well and covered in makeup?
~ [p] Meat lovers and veggie lovers pizza combined!
~ [a] All anybody cares about is Facebook
~ [p] Facebook “friend” posts photo of my boss and his wife(?) with caption “Take this cunt and roll her”. It’s no wonder people don’t want to be associated with the FSP in Keene!

Shove it in your pie-hole –
~ [drink] We need to finish all the beer in the mini fridge now!

Break Song –
~ [artist] FartBarf
~ [song] Mission At Hand

News –
~ [nr] Facebook buys Oculus. What will happen.
~ [p] FBI decides to steal 91 y/o man’s collection of artifacts, because government.
~ [p] Ft Hood shooter was pissed that he was denied leave. (In a way, I understand this guys insanity.)
~ [p] Vermonter’s claim a NH bridge as their own.
~ [listener Joe] Mystery Pooper!

Incoherent Ramblings –
~ [See Below]

Outro Plugs –
~ Official website @ www.Puke and the Gang.com
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Outro Song –
~ [artist] FartBarf
~ [song] Panopticon

Incoherent Ramblings – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
From: Dalebert
Message: I feel so badly for young Andrew. His mom was cruel.   http://i.imgur.com/uKwT2Qs
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From: Jacob P.
Message: Ep 135 sobering up: $40 an hour for nurses is a bit high, you probably get there after a few years and you’re a low level supervisor. For new nurses, I’d say the average is $25-$30 an hour.

The butt wipers are usually LNAs (licensed nurse assistants). Nurse practitioners are advanced level providers that make the big $$$, usually six figures. Nurse practitioners can operate independently of a doc and can diagnose/prescribe meds.
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From: Amanda L.
Message: Sorry for the lack of drops lately, guys.  I have apparently not pleased the right fictional Santa Claus in the sky recently because the universe hates me.  I am incredibly behind on listening…..which means I will soon flood the show’s inbox with many, many drops.
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