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Recording Date – 25 / May / 2014
Music picked by – [Andrew]
The Gang – Puke, Andrew, Nick
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Intro Song –
~ [artist] Songs from the group Turquoise Jeep
~ [song] DID I MENTION I LIKE TO DANCE- Flynt Flossy
Guest –
~ [Name] Johnson
Weekly Ramblings –
~ The new recorder. Thanks Ryan
~ [nr] Julia and I change a tire like pros
~ Kanc Cruise [video] [video]
Curmudgeon Corner –
~ [a & p] Fuck bicyclistsers!
~ [p] Making friends as an adult.
~ [a] I’m old why aren’t you?
~ [nr] Wtf city of keene I’m going to poop my pants because of you.
~ [p] Mismatched hair and eyebrow color on movie actors.
~ [a] Fuckin guy!
[Book Suggestion] 2030: The Real Story of What Happens to America: Albert Brooks
Shove it in your pie-hole –
~ [drink] Steel Rail Extra Pale Ale | Berkshire Brewing Company
~ [drink] Old Chub – Scottish Style Ale | Oskar Blues Grill & Brew
~ [drink] Space Cake | Clown Shoes
~ [drink] Chocolate Sombrero | Clown Shoes
~ [food] Oyster Crackers and SmartFood
Break Song –
~ [song] WHY I GOTTA WAIT?? – Flynt Flossy ft Yung Humma
News –
~ [p] One more reason to hate GM. Seatbelt interlocks.
~ [nr] Judge falls asleep during trial
~ [nr] I’m a virgin… so I kill! [Better Video Link]
Incoherent Ramblings –
~ [See Below]
Outro Plugs –
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Outro Song –
~ [song] TREAT ME LIKE A PIRATE – Flynt Flossy, Yung Humma, Watchya
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From: @SyydSeven
Message: Preface: I am the guy that sent you the Amazon gift card and the circular ice cube molds last week. This was supposed to be sent with them, but alas, Nick intercepted my original e-mail.
Guys,
I am writing for a couple of reasons. First, since Andrew decided your only fans from Alabama are so horrible he changed his entire life decision and decided to not move down here just to avoid ever meeting us, I need another channel in which to support the show. I have got many of my friends to “Like” you guys on Facebook by telling them you were a non-profit dedicated to stopping racist jokes on Podcasts. In addition, I have converted one friend and am working on another. Unfortunately, due to Alabamians’ high standards and your show’s lack of talent, humor, content and anything else redeeming, I think we are on the verge of hitting a growth wall for fans in Alabama. So, in response to my inability to garner you guys anymore ‘Bama fans, I wanted to support you guys in a more fiduciary manner. So here’s a small donation to help you along. In other words, “Take this! It will help on your way.”
One tinier request: I need some relationship advice for my friend. He recently impregnated his wife (About nine months ago.) In all fairness, she was always very high-maintenance but since she got knocked up, she’s been a beast! According to him, he’s running errands and grabbing takeout for her up to seven times a day. He has a saying when looking for love: “Always go for the dented can, you get more for your money” and I think this has finally come back to bite him. The bad news is they are having a little girl and I can only see things getting worse for him from here on out. He is now outnumbered 2:1. So my question is: How can I make this situation worse for him? What kind of jokes can I play or tease him with to make the living hell he’s created for himself that much worse? He is the other Alabama fan.
Have fun guys and keep up the —- work. Bring Brett and Dale back frequently.
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From: The Karate Kid, Part II
Message: The movie with the teenage drunk driving thing Ali was talking about in the last episode was probably the episode of Flashpoint “Coming to You Live” (season 2, episode 14).
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From: Jack
Message: I didnt listen to last weeks show but i did reed the show note and you insecure children had a song called nigger loves water melons. I realy hope you guys realise racist jokers ar not funny. Grow ur puke an the gang. U gentlemen are sick and and emabrasment to the librty move ment
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From: Niklas W.
Message: Hey gays! Or is it guys? Hard to tell sometimes…
Anyway, I thought I’d try out this fancy contact form you’ve got! And not just for the sake of it, I actually have a question!
I’m listening through old episodes, and in ep. 34 Puke mentioned that you had recieved no less than TEN bitcoins (which was probably worth about $10 at the time). How did you spend them and on what? Otherwise, you could afford all sorts of great recording equipment by now!
Do you ever ponder the fact that “the shows” bitcoins would at one point have been worth about $12,000? Is that possibly the greatest tragedy of all time?
PS. I assume you’re working to get Julia to at least be a guest once in a while? Maybe bribe her with a cute cat or drugs? Or a cute cat ON drugs!
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