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Recording Date – 28 / Sep / 2014
Music picked by – [Puke]
The Gang – Puke, Andrew, Nick [via skype]
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Intro Song –
~ [artist] The Dandy Warhols
~ [song] Scientist
Guest –
~ [Name] Burt Vehnurt
~ [About] The School Sucks Podclass
Weekly Ramblings –
~ Nick forgot to bring the equipment at his house. Show is cancelled.
~ Andrew goes to PA
Curmudgeon Corner –
~ AutoX hates marathoners
~ [p] Apartment
~ Dog vs Cat
~ [p] Grandma sent cash with birthday card.
Shove it in your pie-hole –
~ [drink] Henniker Brewing: Amber Ale & Porter
~ [drink] Some beer Ali gave us that we forgot to write down.
Break Song –
~ [artist] The Dandy Warhols
~ [song] Heroin is so Passe
~ Second Half ???????
Incoherent Ramblings –
~ [See Below]
Outro Plugs –
~ Official website @ www.Puke and the Gang.com
~ Donate to our booze fund with Bitcoins or PayPal
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Outro Song –
~ [artist] The Dandy Warhols
~ [song] Bohemian Like You
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From: Cowboy Brad
Message: Andrew should break up with ellen and fuck nick. He has a good ass and dick
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From: Eric L.
Message: Andrew is correct. You absolutely should screen the emails before reading them on the show. You requested listener clarification, and I could not get it out of my head until I did so, but that had no place on the podcast. Hilarious.
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From: Timmy
Message: Last week I got this bitch drunk off cheap beer and fingered her pussy!!!
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From: Big Jizz
Message: YO niggaz that game you niggaz played last week was funny as fuck yo… do that shit again sometimes but with nick. also play more drops puke. them hoes are funny #fuckandrew #moredrops
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From: Nick
Message: Puke, Andrew, I’d like to take some time out of my day to tell you just how much I appreciate you and what you do. Over the past three years, you and your podcast have become a significant and welcome part of my life. My memories of the video games I play while listening to you guys are indelibly etched with your comic genius like laugh lines on the face of a gay old faggot. To this day, I remember with great fondness exploring the lava-filled depths of Terraria while listening to episode 100 and having to pause every other uncle-fucking minute because your unbelievably well-crafted skits kept sending me on laughing fits so intense I could barely breathe. That episode remains my favorite of all time, but it has numerous contenders, and you keep adding to them all the time.
But it’s not just your humor I enjoy — it’s your humanity. Half the fun of listening to Puke & the Gang is just keeping up with what’s going on in your lives and those of your recurring guests. I was heartbroken when I learned about Andrew’s break-up, and elated when I deduced that he had gotten together with someone again, and I continue to cheer for Puke in all his endeavors, personal and professional. I hope that new job works out for you, Puke.
Over time, your podcast has become my favorite audio content. The humor and humanity you bring to my ears each week fills my heart with warmth and laughter like no other show has. It’s not that everybody else sucks; it’s that you are just that good.
You make me happy.
–Nik from Illinois
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From: Little Terry
Message: why do you faggots hate luthor? Did nick fuck his dad or something? Love: Little Terry
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From: Stephen N.
Message: Dear P&TG, Long time listener here, I’ll be moving to NH from WI for the FSP this upcoming summer. I work at a brewery, drink plenty of beer. My question is this: Is it true that beer is much more expensive there? I’m hearing that elsewhere in the U.S. a six pack of craft beer can cost upwards of $10. Its $7 mix&match beer for a sixpack here. Even cheaper at my workplace. Just curious, Fuck her right in the pussy.
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From: Brandon W.
Message: That’s the story of Puke and the Gang right there: Forgetting equipment and instead playing Mario Kart or some other dumb shit!
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