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Recording Date – 22 / Nov / 2014
Music picked by – [listener Secks Hurts]
The Gang – Puke, Andrew, Nick
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Intro Song –
~ [artist] The Flaming Lips
~ [song] Bag Full of Thoughts
Guest –
~ [Name] Jacob
Weekly Ramblings –
~ Puke buys a car.
~ Hunger Games: MockingJay
~ Nick toured the crack house
~ Nick got a raise and is more depressed than ever.
Curmudgeon Corner –
~ [p] Buying a car
Shove it in your pie-hole –
~ [drink] Sierra Nevada
Break Song –
~ [artist] The Flaming Lips
~ [song] Turn it On
Curmudgeon Corner –
~ [a] Andrew yells at a car parker
News –
~ [p] Why do we like our own farts?
~ [brigid via FB] People sleep better in the cold.
New & Cool –
~ [p] We need this poster
~ [p] Flux Capacitor wrist watch
Incoherent Ramblings –
~ [See Below]
Outro Plugs –
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Outro Song –
~ [artist] The Flaming Lips
~ [song] Bad Days
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From: John M.
Message: Show Prep if you need it:
http://www.cracked.com/funny-4054-top-10-most-gruesome-torture-methods/
Also did you hear red bull has to pay a settlement for saying “Red Bull gives you wings” this news is a little old but I can’t believe they have to pay this for false advertising. Of course it doesn’t give you wings.
Also for worst driver bracket how was the driver who “drives in the middle of the road causing you to swerve and total your car” not in the bracket on the aftershow?
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From: Ni-chole
Message: One of the best lessons from Oprah here http://maxforrest.com/seems.php
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From: Rothbard Fan
Message: Greetings Pukesters,
Andrew claimed to be able to recommend the perfect vehicle for anyone on some episode a bit back. Well I’d like to put that to the test.
Andrew, your mission if you choose to accept it, is to suggest to me my next vehicle purchase. To make your mission doable I will provide a little background information about me.
I live in Michigan, married, like guns and I am a filmographer. I currently tell everyone that I am making a zombie movie. It is called Chartatum or something like that.
No, just kidding.
Okay truth now. I am a White male, 44 years old, 6 feet tall, 190lbs, clean, disease & drug free (ub2), discrete, GL. Strictly straight (be female or don’t waste my time).
Sorry, forgot I was writing to Puke & the Gang and not replying to a W4M add on Craigslist.
I am a 44 years old office professional upper middle class white male. My midlife crisis is covered already by trying to keep pace with younger runners like Nick. He beats me. A flashy sports car is not necessarily a given. I am balding and in a long term committed relationship with a lovely dragon lady that enjoys nagging me every waking moment.
My hobbies include trying to keep up with 20 somethings in popular obstacle course races (ie Tough Mudder, Spartan) and going on long hikes in the desert with my 3 Jack Russell Terriers. The dogs hunt jack rabbits as a pack. It is really fun to watch but messy when they catch one. I had four Jack Russells at one point but a wild horse kicked one in the head when it was nipping at the horse’s legs. Killed it instantly. That was messy too. And sad. I really liked that dog. The bright side is the other dogs were there when it happened and all three give the horses a wide berth now. Oh, and I listening religiously to Puke and the Gang of course.
So, Andrew, what is my next ideal vehicle?
Thank you,
(Jeff Shaw)
Rothbard Fan/David W
P.S. Invite Julia back as a guest some time. I miss her. Just don’t let her pick any of that god awful noise she claims is music and insist she refrain from declaring how tired she is.
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