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PATG197: Jeb Bush will be the Next Plesident


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PATG197: Jeb Bush will be the Next Plesident
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Recording Date – 04 / July / 2015

Music picked by – [Andrew]

The Gang – Puke, Andrew, Nick

 

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Intro Song –

~ [artist] Mojo Nixon

~ [song] The Poontango (get rid of the pre-amble)

 

Incoherent Listener Ramblings –

~ [See Below]

 

Curmudgeon Corner –

~ [p] Post Event Depression

~ [p] Riding in a car Andrew is driving

~ [p] July 3rd Activism

 

Shove it in your pie-hole –

~ [drink] PBR for ‘Murica

 

Break Song –

~ [artist] Mojo Nixon

~ [song] UFOs, Big Rigs, and BBQ

 

Our Weekly Ramblings –

~ Porcfest XII

~ Plunger success

~ Oops, photo of the nude man made it the facebook!

 

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Outro Song –

~ [artist] Mojo Nixon

~ [song] Redneck Rampage

 

Incoherent Ramblings – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –

From: Blarg

Message: Julia is going to be sad…

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jun/29/tama-the-cat-3000-attend-elaborate-funeral-for-japans-feline-stationmaster?CMPshare_btn_fb

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From: chinese fan

Message:  jeb bush will be next plesident

even china boy know this,

haha you velly funny democlacy

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From: Rick

Message: I’m a 27 year old male from New Mexico and I’ve always had problems with women. My last relationship was when I was 19 years old, since then I had limited success with women. Having my last sexual interaction over 5 years ago, it was with a hooker in las Vegas. I will be completely honest with you guys. I’m a slob, I am over weight and I rather spend most of my time playing video games. However, this is slowly changing. Over the last month or so I have downloaded a few dating apps such as P.O.F and tinder and have been getting quite a few responses. But here is the twist, all the matches and responses have been with transsexuals and cross dressing males. And to be quite honest they look quite sexy and attractive. Don’t get me wrong , I’m not a faggot or anything. But I haven’t gotten laid in over 5 years and don’t mind getting some sexual actions. My question is, should I go for it and fuck a few of these trannies? I mean, I’m not a queer but I am very horny and wouldn’t mind busting a nut on or into someone. Also, if I do fuck a few trannies will that make me gay? I mean these trannies do look really hot!! Lastly, if you guys suggest not fucking these transsexuals. What are some good ways for an overweight man with no goals or ambitions to meet hot girls?

 

All the help would be appreciated

Love the show guys

Rick

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