Portmansheau

PATG224 : Don’t eat your lunch turd!


Portmansheau
Portmansheau
PATG224 : Don’t eat your lunch turd!
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Recording Date – 30 / Jan / 2016

Music picked by – [Puke]

The Gang – Puke, Andrew, Nick

 

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Intro Song –

~ [artist] Ennio Morricone

~ [song] L’Estasi Dell’oro ( The Ecstasy of Gold )

 

Guest –

~ [Name] Butt VaNutt

~ [About] Vaporizer Man

~ [URL] www.vape.com

 

Incoherent Listener Ramblings –

~ [See Below]

 

Our Weekly Ramblings –

~ [nr] Terrifying drive home

~ [nr] Price Chopper

 

Curmudgeon Corner –

~ [p] Tax forms

 

Shove it in your pie-hole –

~ [drink] Tuckerman’s : Pale Ale

~ [drink] Hornitos Reposado

 

Break –

~ PCL Promo ( Andrew and Ellen )

 

Our Weekly Ramblings –

~ [nr] Secret Package

~ [a] Droppin names

~ [a] Perfect amount of drunk

 

Curmudgeon Corner –

~ [p] Curmudgeon Happy! Lemon Jolly Rancher

~ [p] Pants zippers

 

New & Cool –

~ [nr] TUNITY

 

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Incoherent Ramblings – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –

From: The Three Stall Conundrum

Message: I enter the work bathroom with a crap brewing.  There are three stalls.  Which one do I use?

 

1) The first one is the alternate urinal; the seat gets peed on all the time when the two actual urinals are in use, or by the nancy men who cannot pee without complete privacy.  There may or may not be pee on it right now, but there certainly has been recently.

 

2) The second one has a trick door that can unlatch if someone opens or closes the other two doors.  It swings out.  I know from experience.

 

3) The third is the handicap stall.  This bathroom is next to a large cafeteria at a really large office campus.  There are a few guys who use this bathroom with a genuine need for handicap facilities.  One of them could enter this bathroom at any moment.

So, which one would each of the hosts use?

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From: Jimbo

Message: I’m a 45 year old chinese man and i love listening to puke and the gang. my favorite host is andrew because he’s never wrong

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