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Recording Date – 20 / Feb / 2016
Music picked by – [Andrew]
The Gang – Puke, Andrew, Nick
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Intro Song –
~ Puke’s Island
Guest –
~ [Name] Ben Pratt
~ [About] Comedy Illusionist
~ [URL] www.benprattmagic.com
Incoherent Listener Ramblings –
~ [See Below]
Our Weekly Ramblings –
~ Ben’s show
~~ Andrew loses $5
~~ Straight Jacket death
~~ Stupid bird
~~ David Blaine Card in Orange
Shove it in your pie-hole –
~ [drink] Bass Pale Ale
~ [drink] 1800 Tequila
Break Song –
~ [artist] Supersuckers
~ [song] The Evil Powers of Rock N’ Roll
Our Weekly Ramblings –
~ Ben’s show; part 2
~ Nick Powder everywhere
~ Package from Tyler
~ Nick’s heat… again
Curmudgeon Corner –
~ [p] Kidney Stone: Part 2: Revenge of the other side!
Outro Plugs –
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Outro Song –
~ [artist] Supersuckers
~ [song] Cowboy Song ( THERE ARE ONLY LIVE VERSIONS OF THIS ANDREW!!! ~ Puke)
Incoherent Ramblings – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
From: Jonathan
Message: Darn Tough Socks has about a billion different types of socks and I don’t understand socks. Which socks should I buy?
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From: Redacted @ USS Sulaco
Message: This is a terrible idea but here we go.
I would like your advice.
I’m in my mid twenties and a complete virgin. I feel like I’m behind on some kind of schedule to find a girlfriend as most of my friends are getting married all around me. I can either continue to focus on my career for another two years or I can go out and try to find a good woman.
What should I do? Why and why not?
Also, if your answers don’t immediately solve all my problems and make it rain money, I’ll homestead a ring around your studio.
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From: Keene Buffet Church Committee
Message: Nick Ryder is known for going around and putting powder on things to make it impossible for detectives to dust for fingerprints.
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Message: Just sit right back
And you’ll hear a tale
A tale of some idiots,
That started from this shitty town,
we Paid for an ad on tits
The mate was a jewy car racin’ man,
The Skipper loud and sad.
Another guy is with us too,
Its easy to make him mad,
Its easy to make him mad.
Emotions started getting rough,
The podcast was almost tossed.
If not for the boredom of the lame-ass crew
Puke & the Gang would be lost.
Puke & the Gang would be lost.
The show’s teetering on the edge
Of complete and utter collapse
With Nicholas,
Some Puke guy too.
An Andrew…. and his pets,
So many drops,
with alcohol … the guests and all,
Here on Puke and the Gang!!!.
(Ending verse)
So this is the tale of our castaways,
They’re here for a long, long time.
They’ll have to make the best of things,
It’s an uphill climb.
The first mate and his Skipper, too,
Will do their very best,
To make the others comfortable
In the tropic island nest.
No phone, no lights, no motor car,
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It’s primitive as can be.
So join us here each week my friends,
You’re sure to get a smile,
From seven stranded castaways
Here on Gilligan’s Isle!
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