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PATG240 : Choking In Your Sleep


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PATG240 : Choking In Your Sleep
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Recording Date – 20 / May / 2016

The Gang – Puke, Andrew, Nick

Intro – “Instrumental Experiment 6” by  Mike Carano

 

Guest –  

[Conan] ~ blacksheeprising.wordpress.com

[Johnson] ~ facebook.com/InfiniteTwilight

 

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Incoherent Listener Ramblings –

~ [See Below]

 

Our Weekly Ramblings –

~ Why isn’t Andrew here?

~ [nr] Hoping kids throw up

~ [p] Here’s puke’s homework

~ [nr] It will be the end of my life by choking very soon

~ [p] I’ve discovered Subway has online ordering. I’m never packing lunch again!

~ [c] New job

~ [c] Wants to do the Uber like stuff.

~ Hot Sauce

~~~  Siggas fried chicken

 

Curmudgeon Corner –

~ [nr] Sensitivity training? No! Desensitivity training!

~ [nr] hailstorm

~ [johnson] cat gets me banned from FB

 

Shove it in your pie-hole –

~ [drink] Otter Creek Brewing sample pack. Nick just picked it at random.

~ [drink] Conans Apple Wine

~ [smoke]

 

Break Promo-

~ New With Nick : 19 May 2016

 

Our Weekly Ramblings –

~ [p] Here’s puke’s homework

~ [p] I’ve discovered Subway has online ordering. I’m never packing lunch again!

~ [c] New job

~ [c] Wants to do the Uber like stuff.

~ Hot Sauce

~~~  Siggas fried chicken

 

Curmudgeon Corner –

~ [nr] Sensitivity training? No! Desensitivity training!

~ [nr] hailstorm

~ [johnson] cat gets me banned from FB

 

Incoherent Ramblings – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –

From: Puke needs this

Message: Someone needs to get this for Puke: http://boingboing.net/2016/05/19/british-shame-wristband-promis.html

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From: Constable Odo of the Bajoran Militia

Message: One time I tried to turn into Puke. I must admit that I gained about an inch or two. Unfortunately, certain *parts* of the physiology were chafing… and the replicators here don’t make Astroglide.

 

Pretending to be able to ingest certain liquids, like alcohol, was a bit dull, but I did it anyway, just to get the full experience. I hate cameras, but I wish I had taken a photograph of this. How much did Puke pay for that silly coat that he’s probably not wearing right now? Mine was free. Of course, all my clothes are free, seeing that I can generate clothes on demand.

 

While the rest of my station’s staff are seeking out nonsense like 1960’s singer holograms for entertainment, I prefer a more low-tech diversion to pass my free time: Podcasts. Listening to your show is the most fun thing I’ve ever done next to turning into a Tarkalean condor or discovering how humanoids make love.

 

Your show is great because you three are almost as cynical as me.

 

P.S. I also take great pleasure in knowing that Chiefs of Security in Boston parking lots can’t hold a candle to me. How much latinum are they paying those incompetent people?

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From: Marco A.

Message: Dear Puke and the Gang

 

First I would like to tell you how much I enjoy your nonsense, I don’t know if you are aware of how close to you feels the people that listen to your show, in the way that we have learn so much about you, like your drama, your life, your sadness, your happiness and joys. It’s like we are there in that studio hanging out and just having fun, also I would like to tell you how much I enjoy when Brett Veinotte and Mark Edge come to the show.

 

Puke

  1. I would like to tell you how much I appreciate your craziness and your irreverent style
  2. Drink a lot of water, because those kidney stones are a pain in the neck
  3. Please keep doing your great job playing drops

 

Andrew

  1. Thank you for being a such a wise guy
  2. Give Ellen a TigerLight instead of a gun
  3. What do you think about the USA wanting to make automatic emergency braking systems a standard feature on all new cars?

 

Ellen

With all due respect you would do so much better if you do your own youtube show instead off a podcast with crazy chicks

 

Nick

  1.  At first I didn’t believe Andrew when he always said that if nick went solo he would be so great and hilarious doing his own show. But something happen, somehow his arch nemesis Luthor was holding him back, because when Luthor went away Nick arose from his slumber and took back he’s place on his brain child “Puke and the gang”.

 

  1. Nick I love all your solo shows, thank you for your awesomeness

 

I would like to donate 5 bucks for snacks, and please keep doing an awsome and excellent job

 

Sincerely yours

Marco A.

P.S. I’m sorry for my poor grammar!

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