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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmMA1oPpP-Q
I just realized I have a cold and cannot talk
West Wild Hogs
http://heavy.com/news/2016/10/west-wild-hogs-rebecca-lewis-kidnapping-missing-amber-alert-real-name-matthew-pybus/
http://ktla.com/2016/10/10/manhunt-for-truck-driver-who-allegedly-abducted-4-year-old-girl-in-florida-extends-to-other-states-amber-alert-issued/
The state championship meet and stepping in poop
911 Operator: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/10/13/aint-nobody-got-time-for-this-911-operator-hung-up-on-thousands-of-emergency-calls-police-say/
“Ain’t Nobody Got Time For this For real” – No recording though
According to charging documents, managers at the emergency center determined that Williams
had been involved in thousands of “short calls,” a term used to describe 911 calls that last 20 seconds or less, between October 2015 and March 2016.
Official charge: https://www.scribd.com/document/327580138/CRENSHANDA#from_embed
911 octopus: http://www.wkyc.com/news/nation-now/man-calls-911-asking-how-many-legs-octopus-have-police-say/347202564
I can’t get OK Google to work if I have a cold
kid wakes up speaking spanish: http://people.com/human-interest/georgia-boy-coma-spanish-reuben-nsemoh/
http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/24/health/teen-spanish-new-language-trnd/index.html
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/11/04/a-colossal-failure-by-prosecutors-juror-defends-verdict-in-oregon-standoff-trial/
WRITE IT DOWN WORLD: https://youtu.be/cjTDP4x4ZlU?t=37
Speaking of protests: Standing Rock
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/01/us/why-your-facebook-friends-are-checking-into-standing-rock.html?_r=0
Journalest shot at 0:25 http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/journalist-shot-on-air-standing-rock-protests-article-1.2857929
JEW S A:
http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/30/politics/trump-kellyanne-conway-jew-s-a-deplorable/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZui5tJuPYk
SLOT MACHINE LOSER:
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2016/11/02/woman-denied-slot-machine-win/93206170/
https://youtu.be/5NxSrcVOWVA?t=39