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Recording Date – 07 / Jan / 2019
The Gang – Puke, Andrew, & Brett
Intro – “Instrumental Experiment 6” by Mike Carano
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Incoherent Listener Ramblings –
~ [See Below]
Break Promo –
~ The Discomfort Zone: Meeting 8
Talkings About –
~ Inventing the Dinner Bidet / Breakfast Brook / Lunch Lagoon / Supper Swamp / Eating Estuary
~ [b] LEGO is ruining families
~ New Years Eve Norovirus
~ Stopping the porn addiction
~ [b] Traveling Man
~ [a] Horse Vagina = Guns / Mods / Gun bashes / Hockey league / Construction / Family / Hunting
~ Movie Review: “Vice”
~ [p] Don’t fall for this outrage bullshit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5BxjUmzPPA
~~~ This is 5 retards on a YouTube channel with 18 MILLION subs! THEY COULD BE ACTING!
~ Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez dance conspiracy: https://www.foxnews.com/politics/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-dance-video-media-claims
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From: Nowman
Message: Greetings, Puke and the Gang! I am Nowman, and I have traveled from the present with a dire warning. Your friend, Nick Ryder, is very near his fate which DOOMS the rest of humanity. But there is still time!
It has been told that Nick Ryder, in the year 2018, will make a computing error that directly leads to a computing Era. I have been granted knowledge of this error. This error is known as… A \”typo.\”
Soon, very soon, Nick Ryder will be completing a \”dating profile,\” on something called \”Okcupid.\” As he finishes his tale, he intends to identify himself as a \”Newsman,\” when his keyboard fails to enter the letter S! While simple and harmless under most circumstances, this sets off a devastating chain of events.
Browsing Okcupid at that very moment, searching specifically for gender confused young men, a woman finds Nick Ryder, the New(s)man. This is no ordinary woman. She is, in fact, the descendant of a man, the sole survivor of a lesser known, yet nearly as horrific event known as \”The Podocaust.\” Her grandfather was none other than… The Reverse Mausmann! With the head of a mouse and the body of a man, this tragic experiment somehow found love in post-war Germany.
Finding Nick Ryder ignites a fire in her, a desire to improve the world with further experimentation, creating a new race of… men? (It is difficult to tell with Nick Ryder). At first, progress will be slow. Butt with the innovation of a replaceable battery pack, roughly the size and shape of a breadstick, science accelerates and the future becomes immutable.
There is little time, Puke and the Gang! You are the only hope for the future! Save humanity, by cock blocking Nick Ryder
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