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Author: Puke

  • 486: Three Clicks Below Retard

    486: Three Clicks Below Retard

    Episode 486: Our 10 year anniversary is here! Or is it? We’ll never agree. Stephen Colbert, old CNN propaganda, reading children’s books in Spanish, slipper disaster, socks by the pound, gym successes and failures, is Andrew a stalker? Puke’s studio cat, Niko has passed away and emotions get heated. Thanks whiskey!

  • 485: Two Clicks Above Retard

    485: Two Clicks Above Retard

    Episode 485: We argue over when the 10 year anniversary is. Brett is under attack by NH Dems. Andrew wants a Facebook friend. How smart are we? Are retards happy? Corky from Life Goes On. Andrew narrowly avoids death in his Miata. Brett thinks he’s Asian. Puke recommends a book about Afghanistan that is helping…

  • The Discomfort Zone – S04E05: We Don’t Know What To Do With Money Right Now!

    The Discomfort Zone – S04E05: We Don’t Know What To Do With Money Right Now!

    Drew Sample and Alex Bell join Andrew and Brett for a conversation about financial self-defense, set against the backdrop of possible economic apocalypse.

  • 484: We’re a History Show!

    484: We’re a History Show!

    Episode 484: Welcome to all of our NSA listening party fans! We are doing our best to not spread misinformation. That’s a lie and so are the Aztec horse-gods. Can you breath with flour-mouth? Fuck meme culture. E-world. Getting caught. The Amish. Andrew’s gravesite. A massage gun. Global currency conspiracy. Bitcoin.

  • 483: Japan Dick Fair

    483: Japan Dick Fair

    Episode 483: We experience The BIG Butler Fair! Rides, Trump people, fried food, goats, and a demolition derby. Videos and photos on our Instagram and Facebook group. Puke finally gets to see and photograph the Pittsburgh Fourth of July fireworks.

  • 482: My Dad Tied Me To a Cinder Block

    482: My Dad Tied Me To a Cinder Block

    Episode 482: Andrew has had a bad week of fuck-ups made worse by his mother ruining his plans. Did our parents really teach us anything? Plunger update and controversy. The land of a thousand islands and no dressing. Brett wants a slave island. Choking on Amish popcorn. The female Nick. A classic South Carolina Early…

  • 481: My Love Is Not a PsyOp

    481: My Love Is Not a PsyOp

    Episode 481: Andrew is out of town so Puke, Brett, and Gabriela are here to discuss the latest vaccine conspiracies. Racist drug stores. Pegged pants. Brett’s lack of vision. Why would anyone live in California? Brett’s friend hates the Jews. Gabriela gets slap bracelet money. Birthing persons.

  • 480: Trouble At the Cream Station

    480: Trouble At the Cream Station

    Episode 480: Brett is back this week with his girlfriend Gabriela. We can’t pronounce her name. There are plumbing problems all around. Some pets are illegal in PA, but not alligators. Walmart has asparagus. Andrew can’t find a door at Ulta Beauty nor the creamer at the gas station. Which dollar store is Andrew’s favorite?

  • 479: Bunk Bed Horse

    479: Bunk Bed Horse

    Episode 479: Andrew and Puke start the show drunk, and it goes uphill from there. Wing Fest, funnel cake, corn dogs, Afghani ribs, hot convertibles, looking at houses, notes, go karts, giants spiders, and new studio lighting.

  • 478: I Love Gallbladders. You Never Know What’s Going to be Inside.

    478: I Love Gallbladders. You Never Know What’s Going to be Inside.

    Episode 478: We get all stupid about buffalo, rabbits, what squirrels eat, starlings, and concubines. Elizabeth talks tissue. Andrew has an absolute blast at Family Dollar. Puke want’s better meat pies.

  • PCL234: Jesus Was Great!

    PCL234: Jesus Was Great!

    Recording Date – 28 / May / 2021 The Gang – Andrew, Puke, Alex, & Elizabeth Intro Song – “La Fiesta Del Mariachi” by Luis Miguel Outro Song – “Y Sigues Siendo Tu” by Marc Anthony Talkings About –  ~ San Juan Del Sur ~ Ometepe ~ Reserva Natural Ojo de Agua ~ Meeting new…

  • PCL233: I Was Promised a Cheap Trip, Which Was a Lie.

    PCL233: I Was Promised a Cheap Trip, Which Was a Lie.

    Recording Date – 28 / May / 2021 The Gang – Andrew, Puke, Alex, & Elizabeth Intro Song – “Latin Goes Ska” by The Skatalites Talkings About – ~ Did we make it into Nicaragua? ~ Spending the night in Liberia. ~ Land Cruiser Prado ~ That animal was Coati! / https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coati ~ The border!…

  • 477: Over-the-Counter Culture

    477: Over-the-Counter Culture

    Episode 477: Alex has a dream about a cave and how dark they are. Andrew has strong criticism against Indians. There was a giant spider. Crypto thoughts. Are UFO stories a gov’t control plot? Puke gets shot. Karaoke and poker nights.

  • PCL232: Legally Allowed to Whore

    PCL232: Legally Allowed to Whore

    Recording Date – 18 / May / 2021 The Gang – Andrew & Puke Intro Song – “Yalla Yalla” by Joe Strummer Talkings About –  ~ We’re back from Nicaragua / Costa Rica! ~ [a] What to do when I die. ~ Alex spoke Spanish! ~ Crossing the border. ~ Whore bar. ~ The terrifying…

  • 476: What If There Was a Child Hitler

    476: What If There Was a Child Hitler

    Episode 476: Puke has returned from CA and gettin’ screamy. Andrew and Elizabeth save a turtle. Brett wants to buy a Miata.

  • 475: How Many Bananas Do You Have to Trade a Monkey to Get a Plane?

    475: How Many Bananas Do You Have to Trade a Monkey to Get a Plane?

    Episode 475: Puke is coming home! Alex finds Brett pooping in the wrong bathroom and threw a baby into a fan. Brett puts hot sock rice on his nethers. Andrew goes bowling with the whites and drinking with the blacks.

  • 474: They Call ‘em “Pinkies” in the Business

    474: They Call ‘em “Pinkies” in the Business

    Episode 474: Speaking Spanish. Virtual mini-golf. Bearded dragons. Game of Thrones characters. Farting at a man.

  • The Discomfort Zone – S04E04: The End of School Sucks

    The Discomfort Zone – S04E04: The End of School Sucks

    Brett, Andrew, and Young Alex discuss the future.  MUSIC:  “Good Feel” Boy Named Banjo  “Start A Riot” Duckwrth, Shaboozey  “Waiting For the World To End” Elvis Costello

  • 473: I Don’t Regret Being a Fag

    473: I Don’t Regret Being a Fag

    Episode 473: Is Andrew being a fag? What does that even mean? Does he regret it? Will he get to third base or home plate? Why is the toilet lid open? How much sand is in Death Valley? A child’s birthday gift.

  • 472: Barfelona

    472: Barfelona

    Episode 472: Alex is back from his adventure to Texas. We discuss Bass Pro Shop, West Memphis, the Mississippi River, tornadoes, and what to do in Oklahoma. Puke visits Taco Bell. Brett looks at a cunty mirror. Andrew, Puke, and Alex are going to Nicaragua.