Portmansheau

Author: Puke

  • 577: Beyond Fluffhood

    577: Beyond Fluffhood

    Episode 577: There was time when Andrew discovered fluff. Bagels. Puke grills chicken. Big bowls and big salads. Brett eats slower. Basal Metabolic Rate. Crepes. Puke found a good use for AI. Andrew is getting old and getting tired. Powerpoint karaoke. Facebook shows Andrew attractive actresses. Memorial Day weekend amnesia. Poop deck.

  • 576: The White Goo Spectrum

    576: The White Goo Spectrum

    Episode 576: Breaking down the white goo spectrum of foods. Andrew learns that cooking means cleaning his pepita pan. Pole duster. Andrew listens to some terrible local PGH podcasts. Dick for dufus guy canvassing for some dumb bitch liberal. Brett’s bookmarks. Puke realizes the TV show “See” is about PGH 500 years in the future.…

  • 575: 225 ÷ 6

    575: 225 ÷ 6

    Episode 575: Andrew tries to catch a fish for Kennywood, regrets. Rope climbing fails. “The Silo”. How many Coen Brothers films was Tim Robbins in? George Wendt; alive or nah? Google Bard answers our questions. Brett keeps getting PR’s. Andrew races a Miata. Are we proud of anything? The Flight 93 Memorial makes Andrew angry.…

  • 574: Boogaloo Shrimp Chambers

    574: Boogaloo Shrimp Chambers

    Episode 574: Brett finds eggshells in a surprising place. What is the origin of the word “septic”? Is centigrade the same as celsius? “Encino Man”, “Dirty Dancing”, “Flashdance”, “All the Right Moves” trailer reviews. Rent-a-boy for Kennywood amusement park. Animal IQ. Andrew needs a lady friend to ride rollercoasters with.

  • 573: Escape from LA-dy

    573: Escape from LA-dy

    Episode 573: A new era, a new studio, and new houses. Puke battles the endless groundhogs. Brett fights awful traffic. Andrew rants about a lefty on Tim Pool. Steven Seagal can’t run. But who is the best running actor? Further talk about dealing with animal invaders. Arguments over AI, good or bad. Brett thinks the…

  • 572: I’ve Had Gifts Before and Days Are Not That

    572: I’ve Had Gifts Before and Days Are Not That

    Episode 572: Brett observes a hobo at the co-op. Is it spat or spate? Andrew wants to know more about Tik-Tok. We try to guess the movie Brett watched. Andrew tells the “atomic” wing sauce story. Puke has an AI generated surprise for the show. Andrew is back from his Europe trip and knows now…

  • 571: Perogies Disease

    571: Perogies Disease

    Episode 571: Andrew is back in Germany for the train rides so Puke is joined by Brett and Gabriela to discuss finding a new house to rent, getting a tire fixed in the bad part of town, and Tucker Carlson’s thoughts on aliens. Sesame laws, iced tea beer, the C19 emergency has officially ended, puppets,…

  • 570: Sitting Alone In the Dugout Sucking

    570: Sitting Alone In the Dugout Sucking

    Episode 570: Andrew buys extra slippies. Robes, wash or don’t wash? Shitty Slicker vs. Toilet Shirt. Reviewing trailers of all of the baseball movies ever made before 9/11. Are they trying to make a Trans Floyd? Will AI be the end of humanity? Pittsburgh’s bad neighborhoods. Serenity now! What year were all of these movies…

  • 569: I Gotta Get My Nuggets Out

    569: I Gotta Get My Nuggets Out

    Episode 569: Brett is missing snacks. Do goats make yogurt? What to do with an echoey fart. Andrew meets the butcher of his village. Tea beer. Quiche. Trailer reviews of “Jackass Forever”, “Big Trouble”, and “Minx”. Andrew discovers the secret to the cold plunge. Is this the dining room?

  • 568: Enward B. Browne

    568: Enward B. Browne

    Episode 568: We’re back from the foreign lands of Europe! Four countries in 7 days. What did we see? What did we learn? How many traffic violations did we get? In the second half we discuss the new Indiana Jones movie and Dr. Strangelove. Andrew creates the “how old are those actors in the TV…

  • 567: Andrew Just Shit Himself. That’s Why He’s Leaving.

    567: Andrew Just Shit Himself. That’s Why He’s Leaving.

    Episode 567: We forget what era of the show this is. Glove debate! Puke is moving the studio some day because Andrew has his own house. It’s a very stupid house. Brett goes to a party with a bunch of lefty Improv Comedy people. Hilarity ensues. Did Andrew get a new passport in time for…

  • 566: Bukkake Sunrise

    566: Bukkake Sunrise

    Episode 566: What does Andrew do when no one is around? Do podcasts at double speed create impatience? Are we in a new era of the show? We apply the scientific method to hibernation. But what is the scientific method? Puke will eat all the old food. A Jersey cum-dumpster. Pittsburgh filmed movie review of…

  • 565: Sphinctercise

    565: Sphinctercise

    Episode 565: Happy plandemic anniversary! We remember all the dumb crap of those first days. Brett has a fancy night at the JCC. Belt dysphoria. Andrew learns about “The Weekend”. Bum-bumping should be more acceptable. After 5 years it finally happened to Andrew! Puke is sore. Gym ladies. Mule, donkey, horse, zebra, llama, alpaca, or…

  • 564: Cheap Skate

    564: Cheap Skate

    Episode 564: Who is Frank? Night Court and Cheers. Many movie trailers of Woody Harrelson based on a movie Andrew loved called “Triangle of Sadness”. Trans in all the women’s sports. Gay loser hockey skates. A day at the ski slopes. Andrew can’t get back into the Penguins stadium.

  • 563: He Sucked Birds

    563: He Sucked Birds

    Episode 563: What is a groin? What is a loin? Can we get a massage of those? Brett delivers to a dildo factory. Divortion Clinic. Jeremy Clarkson gets cancelled, again. Was 1997 the best year? Taxonomy. Andrew buys a stupid house, but for himself this time. Can he put a car in the office? Andrew…

  • 562: InterPet

    562: InterPet

    Episode 562: Andrew wants real solutions to get rid of Pittsburgh’s hobos and Puke has a brilliant idea. Brett finds a new Middle Easterner on TikTok but it ends in sadness. Why are we getting weird random ads on social media? Raging morning wood. We take the “Gay Quiz” from YoutTube. Spoiler alert, we’re super…

  • 561: Let’s Not Be Retarded Just Because We’re Trying To Impress the Blacks.

    561: Let’s Not Be Retarded Just Because We’re Trying To Impress the Blacks.

    Episode 561: Andrew and Brett break the news about baby-gate. The Grammys cause outrage with a Satanic performance. What is good music? Be less angry. Living a caseless lifestyle. Groundhog Day. Is the movie “You People” offensive to Andrew’s people?

  • 560: Snack Tracker

    560: Snack Tracker

    Episode 560: Has Dom Dom Yes Yes guy become too popular now? Will AI ruin our entire world? We decide to find out from the source and ask ChatGPT. It’s too dumb so instead we have it write songs for the show. Hilarity ensues. In the second half we find out Andrew’s time tracking his…

  • 559: Oh God, It’s One of These Episodes!

    559: Oh God, It’s One of These Episodes!

    Episode 559: Brett goes to the worst gas station in Lawrenceville. Ozempic for DOm DOm Yes Yes. The conservative indie media feud. Andrew loves Tim Pool. Puke starts prepping. Switzerland. Bed bugs. Tractor life.

  • 558: Numbered Fuck Moves

    558: Numbered Fuck Moves

    Episode 558: Mom in VR while making a roast. Confabulation with the billiards chalk. Ari Shaffir at the Pittsburgh Improv. Andrew gets and award but prefers walking on icy grass. Sheetz gas. Puke screams at a Penguins hockey game. Fonzie has fuck numbers. Who can name the most sports teams mascots?