Portmansheau

Author: Puke

  • PATG379: A Ticket to the Children’s Fun Place

    PATG379: A Ticket to the Children’s Fun Place

    Episode 379: We figure out how kids work, how to kill your friends with a soda can on a trampoline, where the ninja store is, how often we cum in front of our phones, and establish how to form our governing body called “The Seven”.

  • PATG378: D-T-H-A-B

    PATG378: D-T-H-A-B

    *Attention: This show is so old it’s in the ARCHIVES now! For exclusive access to the MP3 version of this show, head over to our Patreon page!* Recording Date – 25 / May / 2019 The Gang – Puke, Andrew, & Brett ~~~  www. Puke And The Gang .com  ~~~ + Patreon / PCL :…

  • PATG377: Do You Bang?

    PATG377: Do You Bang?

    Episode 377: Nick is in town! He is unemployed, downloads porn, rides a scooter, and gets interviewed at McDonalds. He also had exciting adventures in San Diego. News Quiz brought to you by www.newswithnick.com.

  • PATG376: Ninja Fire Department

    PATG376: Ninja Fire Department

    Episode 376: Horse tranquilizer cream. No more texting. Dressing like a movie bad-guy. Brett learns to physically auto-tune his face. Episode title fight. Andrew tries to explain Game of Thrones clips. Andrew gets angry at Puke for not agreeing.

  • PATG375: Secret Hose

    PATG375: Secret Hose

    Episode 375: Andrew has the most uncomfortable locker room conversation. Brett explains Bang Bus. Puke gets to watch Game of Thrones. There will be spoilers.

  • PATG374: The Latest Shit of the Homo Line

    PATG374: The Latest Shit of the Homo Line

    Episode 374: Can you make french fries with a potato gun? Does Puke stare at ceilings too much? What happens in the year 2525? Is Andrew racist? Why are Teslas exploding? None of these questions get answered.

  • PATG373: Rap Battle

    PATG373: Rap Battle

    Episode 373: Drew Sample and Alex Bell join the gang to discuss annoying drunks, Top Golf war, animal potential, and whether or not rap counts as music.

  • PATG372: Jew Chess

    PATG372: Jew Chess

    Episode 372: Kid boners return, one word impressions, duelling drops, band names Andrew made up, pulp, Jew chess, bus rant, safety rant, gun ban rant, shopping bag ban, disco love, comic book movies, and more!

  • PATG371: Def Leppard or I Walk

    PATG371: Def Leppard or I Walk

    Episode 371: Just a bunch of horrible singing. As well as some discussion on VR Porn, movie music, welding simulators, and Andrew eating something he didn’t want to.

  • PCL188: Part 2 of Ep371

    PCL188: Part 2 of Ep371

    PCL188: Part 2 of episode 371. Puke teaches about Tau Day. Andrew asks if there are square cylinder engines. The board room audio from the creation of Marvel’s Captain Marvel movie.

  • PATG370: Dict

    PATG370: Dict

    Episode 370: AOC will do porn in 2000 days. New race classifications. Creepy Joe Biden. Andrew is dropping loads. Puke wonders what a human steak would look like. The root origins of English words. Andrew gets shushed.

  • PATG369: Qiri or Gaylexa?

    PATG369: Qiri or Gaylexa?

    Episode 369: Chiropractors. Accidental salon shampoo. Everything is a sin. Super Mario Brothers movie and 9/11. Genderless voice assistant. Gym clothes. Car tech ruining lives. Raccoon.

  • PATG368: Stop Listening at Minute Two

    PATG368: Stop Listening at Minute Two

    Episode 368: Andrew manipulates numbers and finds the cure for Down’s Syndrome. Brett dissects Mike Myers career downfall at the hands of Kanye West. The worst driver and worst license plate.

  • PCL187: The Origin of Yogurt Boy

    PCL187: The Origin of Yogurt Boy

    PCL187: Brett expands on the origins of the yogurt boy phenomenon from to The Rules (feminist) book to The Man Show.

  • PATG367: When I Look at Your Tits I Only See Dollar Signs

    PATG367: When I Look at Your Tits I Only See Dollar Signs

    Episode 367: How many turtles is the earth sitting on? How do we solve identity politics and unconscious bias? What is Bunta driving method? Why were lottery tickets being handed out at Walmart? All this and more on What a Mess!

  • PATG366: Vaginaleven

    PATG366: Vaginaleven

    *Attention: This show is so old it’s in the ARCHIVES now! For exclusive access to the MP3 version of this show, head over to our Patreon page!* Recording Date – 02 / Mar / 2019 The Gang – Puke, Andrew, & Brett ~~~  www. Puke And The Gang .com  ~~~ + Patreon / PCL :…

  • PCL186: Ep365 Part 3 – The Attactor

    PCL186: Ep365 Part 3 – The Attactor

    PCL186: Part 3 of 3 from Ep365. We just couldn’t stop! Andrew is afraid of poo mist in the gym locker room. Somehow transexual turtles is suggested by Dale in the chat. We invent the term “attactor” for people that fake victimization like Jussie Smollet.

  • PCL185: Ep365 Part 2 – Nines

    PCL185: Ep365 Part 2 – Nines

    PCL185: Part 2 of 3 from Ep365. Andrew is done with culture after observing people fighting in the street. Brett has an “Inciteful Rant” about math tricks and the number nine. Andrew almost crashes a private party.

  • PATG365: A Man Comes at the End

    PATG365: A Man Comes at the End

    Episode 365: Searching for silicon wives, dumb stadium names, Nick buys a car, and Andrew is dreaming on fire.

  • PCL184: Old Music for Old People

    PCL184: Old Music for Old People

    PCL184: Andrew and Longface get drunk and listen to old music.