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PATG398: Self Mixing Nuts

Episode 398: THREE HOURS of podcast rules, Ukrainian candy, new houses, Tinder blacks, beakers, yoga interruptions, 1995 enclaves, halloween party dickheads, woodworking, endless nuts, and Zuckerberg congressional testimony.
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PATG397: Shoes On, Dick Out

Episode 397: We want to define our culture of excellence and toilet humor. Andrew smashes eggs and spiders with his left hand. Puke offends the down syndros and invents super personas. Brett wants to count everything and put those numbers on a shirt.
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PATG396: These Shitty Whites

Episode 396: Andrew gets out of automotive purgatory. Puke buys a knife. Brett saves what’s left of his gym notebook. Then we discuss the depressing onslaught of shitty, lefty whites constantly trying to start a race war.
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PCL198: Classic South Carolina Sunset Boat Fight

PCL198: Andrew and Brett have quite the adventure on a work trip to Charleston, South Carolina.
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PATG395: Atreyu from Karate Kid

Episode 395: Puke and Andrew learn about their religious childhoods while Brett learns about gnomes. 90’s movie trailers, seder dinner, a trip to South Carolina, Pirates baseball, and the best Miata in the US. Then we rip into teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg.
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PCL197: The Seven – pt6: Answers

PCL197: Nine were accepted. Only seven will be chosen.
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PCL196: The Seven – pt5: The Answers

PCL196: Those vaunted few that received our exceptional questions have submitted their answers in the hopes of becoming, The Seven.
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PATG394: Skatermelon

Episode 394: More portmanteaus than a 90’s ska band! Puke punches his finances in the dick. Brett gets a watermelon from his car. Andrew is a bar grandpa. Sex in socks, long toenails, beaker, and ska music documentary.
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PCL195: The Seven – pt4: The Answers

PCL195: Those vaunted few that received our exceptional questions have submitted their answers in the hopes of becoming, The Seven.
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PCL194: The Seven – pt3: Questions

PCL194: The questions will be decided. If you were locked in a cage and we each had a key in our balls, which one of us would you make cum to get the key? And why?
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PATG393: Double Teaming a Water Snake

Episode 393: Rising out of the ashes of the rubble of #happiness911 Andrew buys a new car. Brett watches a porn documentary. Puke relives his Army game; murder, fuck, kill.
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PCL193: The Seven – pt2: Applications

PCL193: Applications for The Seven continue. We select those worthy of the next test, questions.
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PCL192: The Seven – pt1: Applications

PCL192: The Seven begins to form. One batch of applications are reviewed; judgments are passed.
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PATG392: The Female Puke and the Gang

Episode 392: Andrew is the old man at the bar, then pukes. Brett watches Star Wars cartoons, then pukes. What happens when a blowjob leads to puke?
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PATG391: A Balloon Filled with Chicken

Episode 391: #KegelsNotBagels. The Frick. Which animal would you punch? Day-Cation. High fives from turtles.
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PATG390: Nervous In Tents

Episode 390: #DaddyGang #CoochGobbler #WTFDidAndrewGetInto #AlexBell #WalkForALS #DadJokes #NoButtHoles #NoBluetooth #HappyBirthdayAndrew
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PATG389: Fucker Cuts

Episode 389: Brett’s in NH with the bugs. Andrew has a new restaurant concept. Puke reads listener emails.
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PATG388: Andrew Is My Asshole

Episode 388: Brett deprives his butt of senses. Andrew wants an E-bike and John Travolta. Puke needs a bookshelf and financial advice. What kind of underwear do we prefer?
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PATG387: Fucko d-Chao

Episode 387: Andrew and Puke join friends at the worst Brazilian steak house then we invent a new ethnic slur. Puke pukes. Brett dreads a family visit. The Irishman trailer review.
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PATG386: Overwhelmed and Under-wiped

Episode 386: Remembering Julia. Puke goes to Italy. Andrew goes to NH. Brett goes to a public hot tub.
