Portmansheau

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  • 553: The Boy Who Didn’t Wipe Good

    553: The Boy Who Didn’t Wipe Good

    Episode 553: PGH needs more troll stories. Russian hard-bass. Brett needs sleep. Andrew is taking smelly pills for the gains. Who is the Liver King? Women at the gym. Keto Pop-Tarts. A boy gets kidnapped at a day-camp. The latest crypto collapse. Was that a zebra, a goat, or a sheep? The new Elvis movie…

  • 552: Habubleh of the Seas

    552: Habubleh of the Seas

    Episode 552: We have Chinese for Thanksgiving and Gabriela’s birthday. Is pizza worth it? What is borborygmus? Andrew keeps getting sexualized game ads. Mah…noor. The Colorado gay-club shooter used our defense tactic. Brett is a DJ. Puke fixes an iPad. Women need to stop yelling at old men. Puke goes to a museum filled with…

  • 551: Dinner at Stinky’s

    551: Dinner at Stinky’s

    Episode 551: We’re back after 2 weeks of being sick. Did Andrew’s healthy eating lead to sickness? Is Stinky’s Bar a good place to get imitation crab? Movie reviews! The Way, Way Back, Weird Al, Young Guns 2, Mom & Dad. Snakes and spiders. Trump lovers. Car accidents. The latest crypto scandal. Tits are a…

  • 550: I’m Voting For the Handmaid’s Tale

    550: I’m Voting For the Handmaid’s Tale

    Episode 550: Definitely the worst show we’ve ever done. Banjo music, Deliverance movie scenes, singing lessons, and karaoke for a cacophonous tableau of suffering. Then we debate voting and Hulk Hogan. Andrew thinks he sees a Bald Eagle and gets scared.

  • 549: CTRL+F the N-Word

    549: CTRL+F the N-Word

    Episode 549: Brett missed school working on the slitter. Who has school spirit? Is that contrarian or conformist? Finding religion. The Fetterman / Oz debate. Puke steps on a nail. Bio-Freeze. A drunken accident. Is it an S212 or a W212 Mercedes? Voting debate. Black man listens to soul music at the diner. Soul karaoke.

  • 548 Ham Dads

    548 Ham Dads

    Episode 548: Brett has a snake retraction. Does Andrew hate crawdads or crawfish? Homonym or homophone? Deer attack! Bear attack! Shark attack! Throwing Momma from a train. Latin root quiz. Dumb shower thoughts from Puke about autonomous cars and drinking. Andrew helps Brett decide on a new car. Mercedes, Volvo, Buick, Mazda, or minivan? BREAKING…

  • 547: Snake Maps

    547: Snake Maps

    Episode 547: Markers and pencils. Parties and weddings. Lakes and oceans. How many Cottonmouth/Water Moccasin snakes are there in the world and how many people die every year? The Grateful Dead. Supplements. Andrew dreams of death. The NYC nuclear bomb PSA. Poe’s Law. Pfizer revelation. Having a huka date. Alex Jones makes Andrew enraged when…

  • 546: I Think There Is Going To Be Some AIDS

    546: I Think There Is Going To Be Some AIDS

    Episode 546: It’s the end of September and Puke is now officially old. We debate hibernation, piss-ghosts, bear facts, and womb-mates. Trailer reviews of “Precious”, “The Dilemma”, and “Brawl In Cell Block 99”. Someone is hit by another car. Puke has a spate of roadkill tragedies. Andrew looks at Cincinnati from Kentucky. We need to…

  • 545: Piss Ghost

    545: Piss Ghost

    Episode 545: Stay awake Sunday night as long as you can. To hell with Monday! Andrew and Brett explore a house filled with many terrifying treasures. Was there a raccoon under a mountain of pizza boxes? Was there poo on the comic books? Does pee soaked into the floor boards remain forever as a piss-ghost?

  • 544: 3 Eggs, Scrambled… With Some Feta Cheese, and I Slice Some Tomatoes On Top While Makin’ Bacon In the Oven. I Make a Side Salad.

    544: 3 Eggs, Scrambled… With Some Feta Cheese, and I Slice Some Tomatoes On Top While Makin’ Bacon In the Oven. I Make a Side Salad.

    Episode 544: Disturbing dreams of celebrities. What is a dollop? A life of nuts and sausage. Is space fake? How far away is Uranus? Stromboli. A Japanese meat slicer. Waffles. Puke finds a shit-pit. The most level-one date. The kids are into Kaczynski now.

  • 543: Haggis, Haggis, Beans and Faggis

    543: Haggis, Haggis, Beans and Faggis

    Episode 543: Ear-Rape and the Gang. Puke has many tales of woe regarding his house projects. Brett has too much trash. Oriental Stranded Bored. Andrew will autocross his rebuilt Miata. The Queen of England died. But even more tragic, Butler, PA legend Paul Gaudino also died. Where do fingernail clippings go?

  • 542: The “Things” Category of Being

    542: The “Things” Category of Being

    Episode 542: Can you hear numbers in notes? No, you can’t. The cricket was found. Invisible tuna is in the house. Andrew goes to the Poconos, then Connecticut for a 12 hour endurance race. Did he win? Did he crash? Did he pee?

  • 541: Bukake Holocasut

    541: Bukake Holocasut

    Episode 541: Danny & Alice are here to ruin PGH for Andrew. Brett touches Steven Tyler’s scarf. Pronouns. Narcissism. Externalizing the solution. Andrew helps an annoying hobo lady. The Gipper! The new Pinocchio movie with Tom Hanks. Corn. Boxed lasagna. DALL-E AI art generator.

  • 540: Droptical Illusion

    540: Droptical Illusion

    Episode 540: Brett went the worst places from his younger years in Vermont. A pallet of cigarettes. Ayn Rand novels. Puke has his worst number SNAFU. What makes stickers possible? The groundhog shadow knows. Chad vs Brad. Puke leaves work. Brett eats nachos. Andrew over-napped and had a dream.

  • 539: Dungeoneers

    539: Dungeoneers

    Episode 539: We realize that we’ve become a prop-show. Puke buys too many airsoft guns. You have to shoot your friends. Producers and consumers. The Classic South Carolina Sunset. Pirates. Bubble tea. Angel or Devil food cake? A two story Taco Bell.

  • 538: Kung Poo!

    538: Kung Poo!

    Episode 538: We get called “city folk” in a dive bar. Glitter liquor. Naked Ninja Warrior. Gold prospecting. How revolvers work. Don’t shoot at the neighbors! What makes an actress attractive? How much money to eat poop? Did you get the vaccine? Eating bugs.

  • 537: Brunch Happens. Does it Though?

    537: Brunch Happens. Does it Though?

    Episode 537: Eleven years! Why can’t vegans eat eggs? What is brunch? Zzzquil. Andrew dreams of roller-coasters. Movie trailers for Toys, Speed, and The Dark Knight. Andrew has his own groundhog encounter. Granules. Lego.

  • 536: You Missed

    536: You Missed

    Episode 536: We get a surprise gift from an old man! Our hard-drive is full. Andrew doesn’t have to be vaccinated when his family needs something from him. Midnight seltzer. Every animal in North America is attacking Puke’s house. The joy of bug zappers. Pittsburgh’s most famous 80’s rocker was at a cigar bar.

  • 535: Best Show To Be On, Worst Show To Listen To

    535: Best Show To Be On, Worst Show To Listen To

    Episode 535: Do you like cacophony? We bring the cacophony. Surprises are revealed throughout the show that bring great delight to us, and probably misery to you. Toys, delta 8, instruments, Danny needs a speech. What is alcohol? The homeless invading PGH, kill the rich, bosses, John Titor, and much more!

  • 534: The Aardvark Was the Midpoint

    534: The Aardvark Was the Midpoint

    Episode 534: Poo-Man’s podcast war. An animal identification test. Should we open a Portmanschool? Being asked about vax status. Andrew’s stair autism. A boat ride disaster. Puke leaves a boat like George Costanza. Snake battle. Flowers in the bathroom.